post #14

Sep 30, 2012 22:01

Fics ( #13)

those who wake SHINee, Jonghyun/Key
emporte moi Glam, Zinni/Dahee
i call shotgun EXO, Tao/Kris
could have spread out, too EXo, Kai/Baekhyun
glory days EXO, Lu Han/Kai
splash of hope SNSD/2AM, Seohyun/Jinwoon
again? f(x), Krystal/Sulli
past and present SHINee, Jonghyun/Taemin [warning: self harm]
Honesty EXO, Suho/Kai
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Unlucky, exo, kris/suho anonymous October 3 2012, 14:38:27 UTC
"But what if Baekhyun and Chanyeol sleep late again? Hyung will be angry but really, they're kids, normal kids who enjoy playing games and--"

"..."

"--But I always tell them to sleep early because they know we have to get up early tomorrow, not that they ever listen but there's no harm in trying, right? Because I'm 'Suho', their guardian--"

"..."

"--or their 'father', like the fans always say; even though they're a bunch of mama's boys..."

"..."

"But-But Kyungsoo listens well! Kyungsoo's a good kid who always listens well, I can count on him to behave and keep the others in line. Also Sehunnie when he's not busy starting rebellions with Jongin, but he's just a kid, really, a normal kid who enjoys playing games--"

"..."

"...Do you think Jongin would ever stop pushing me away? I'm only trying to understand him better, because it's my duty as leader, guardian and father after all--"

"Joonmyun." Joonmyun clammed up mid-monologue, blinking up at the figure pinning him to the mattress.

To say Wu Fan did not look pleased was an understatement.

"Tell me," Wu Fan began in a deceivingly conversational tone, "why do you think I asked Lu Han to go and sleep in the other dorm today?"

"Um..." Joonmyun fingered the sheets awkwardly. "So we could swap places?"

"So tell me, why do you think you're staying here today?"

"S-So we can spend time together?"

"Another gold star for you. Since you're on a roll so far, here's a trick question - how do you think I was planning to spend this precious, rare time with you? I'll give you a big, big clue," Wu Fan pointedly roamed his eyes on their current state of undress and his hand on Joonmyun's nether regions before rubbing the pad of his thumb on Joonmyun's bottom lip. "It doesn't involve your mouth unless it's wrapped around my dick."

"Ah..." Best not to annoy him further, Joonmyun thought uneasily. As apology, he took the rare initiative to push Wu Fan back on the mattress, trailing appeasing kisses from his shoulder, neck and to his lips. "Why don't I do that right now, then?" He kissed a fiery path further and further south, keeping his eyes locked on Wu Fan's hooded ones as a large hand gripped his red locks.

"Ding ding, you win the prize," Wu Fan growled as his lips finally reached the throbbing member, engulfing the length in his hot, wet mouth.

He nearly bit it off when the door slammed open. "Duizhang! You have to come quick -- oh sweet Jesus my eyes oh God eye bleach--"

Kyungsoo arrived seconds later and nearly barrelled Yixing to the ground, eyes nearly popping out of their sockets at the sight that greeted him before turning impossibly red and hurriedly turning his eyes to the ceiling. "Ah -- hyung -- we kind of h-h-have an emergency and erm if you could just get dressed--"

"What happened?" Joonmyun choked out; on cue, the fire alarm went off.

"--Lu Han-hyung set the kitchen on fire," Kyungsoo babbled, before he and Yixing beat a hasty retreat.

"Oh my God, I knew this was going to happen, what if the kids are already on fire oh my God Wu Fan we have to do something--" Joonmyun's panicked monologue followed him all the way out the door, hastily tugging on his pajama bottoms as the alarms continued to blare insistently.

To say Wu Fan did not look pleased was an understatement.

lmao i had so much fun with this ide, sorry it didn't have much smut OTL ;~;

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op! anonymous October 4 2012, 02:07:54 UTC
anon! ♥

thank you so much for filling this! i was worried it was going to be relegated to the Land of the Unfilled because i feel like it's sort of an awkward pairing SO I AM SUPER STOKED TO SEE A FILL! firstly because i know i'll get carried away: you used one of my all-time favorite literary tricks ever, with the repeating of that one line alkjsf i use it a lot in my own writing and idk it made this extra special. but writing nerding aside!

i loved that it didn't have much smut because tbh i really just wanted crack/humor more than anything and this was so perfect and Yixing and Kyungsoo of all people to run in on them oh my god and Lu Han being totally inept while the only two people in the group who can probably cook go to fetch help LOL ;~;

in a way, it was almost like you wrote both prompts because Kris and Joonmyun are totally having that moment as parents where they remember why they almost didn't have kids in the first place - because, you know, what is a sex life after you become a parent.

ahhhh this was so wonderful and perfect and it made me so happy!!! and i'm so glad to hear you had fun with it too because that's just as important as trying to make the requester happy. anon you made my week~! ♥

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Re: op! anonymous October 4 2012, 07:53:54 UTC
dasddsfasd it's not an awkward pairing ok, krisho needs more love bc it's flawless ok ;;

i'm really glad you liked it, you're very welcome anon ♥

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Re: Unlucky, exo, kris/suho anonymous October 4 2012, 10:57:00 UTC
This is the cutest and the funniest. :)) It's just so much like Joonmyun to be worry about everyone even during sexy time. Hahaha! Poor Kris.

I love leadership! This is awesome. :)

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Re: Unlucky, exo, kris/suho anonymous October 4 2012, 11:44:33 UTC
lmao poor Duizhang never getting laid trololol

i love leaders!OTP too ♥ i'm glad you enjoyed it anon ♥

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Re: Unlucky, exo, kris/suho anonymous October 4 2012, 23:40:54 UTC
giggle and snorting over this. anon this was so hilarious! Especially with kris being sarcastic and lmao ofc luhan will somehow cockblock their time together.

♥♥ for everything.

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Re: Unlucky, exo, kris/suho anonymous October 5 2012, 02:21:48 UTC
lol yes i chose lu han deliberately! :p

i'm glad you liked it anon! ♥

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