(fic) please be sure to read the fine print

[ddankkoma]

exo | kaisoo | high school AU (PG-13)
tip: always remember where you leave those deep, dark, secret love notes.
word count: 7.6k

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[ddankkoma]

spot for peiiiii :3

[starsthatlast]

my spoteu~ :33 /pets

[starsthatlast]

OMH SQUEALSSSSSSSS THE POEMS THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING POEMS DID YOU WRITE THEM YOURSELF BETH?!?!???? asdfghjkl IM CRIES WHAT IS PERFECTION WHAT IS LOVEEEEEEEE

LOVE IS KAISOO OK DUMB JONGIN AND CHEESY POEMS AND STINKING LOVE AND CONFESSIONS RIGHT OUT OF THE LOVE FOR DUMMIES BOOK AND JUST JUST JUST

OMFG?!?!?!!!!!? JONGIN I WANT TO CRY HOW ARE U SO DUMB AND YET U GET THE THINGS YOU WANT IN LIFE?! I DONT GET MINE EVEN THOUGH IM STUPID AS FUCK?? this is unacceptable but bc it's /kaisoo/ I will excuse this irrational blasphemy and shut both eyes and let them ~fall in loveu!~ and get married and have amazing buttsecks and adopt children bc kyungsoo only owns balls and jongin and sad to say he doesn't bleed once every month but oh well

IM JUST CRIES WITH ALL THE SASS AND FUNNEH I KENOT sobs being in love is like being slapped with a fish hOW

dies. bc. kaisoo. and. you.

OMG IT RHYMED!!!! \\0//

[ddankkoma]

yes I wrote all the poems orz I actually really did legit write that fish poem for class and my teacher selected it for a competition L M A O it didn't qualify but the fact that it was selected-- I was just like whaaat why

/cries/ everyone's talking about how dumb he is and i'm just like /I'M SO SORRY JONGIN AND EVERYONE ELSE I DIDN'T MEAN FOR YOU TO BE SO STUPID JUST KIND OF SOCIALLY INEPT/ bc jongin is me orz but anyway, kaisoo could be in a verse where kyungsoo's a flower and jongin's a giraffe and it'd still be able to work out somehow. (don't ask me how.)
orz trying your best to keep it pg-13 i see

[starsthatlast]

OMG HALF WAY THROUGH AND IM SQUEALING!!!!! THE NOTE JONGIN U DUMB HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

EEEEK so far cat sehun is the best u_u