Mizuho! Mizuho! Mizuho! You go girl! *thumbs up*
Disclaimer: I am not fluent in Japanese by any means.
This is a quick and dirty translation of the first scene in Bleach chapter 213:
Page 1
Mizuho: Ah~
He's late!
What's that fool doing?
When he gets back, I'm going to crush his balls...
Keigo: ...I'm back~
Mizuho: Keigo!
How long does it take for you to buy juice at the vending machine...
Page 2
Keigo: Err...Sis...
Page 3
Keigo: T...That is...
...uhm...
The truth is that...these people...
That's to say when I went to go buy juice, these people had collapsed on the roadside...
And somehow, that is, I didn't end up buying juice...
Anyhow, in the meantime, maybe this guys could stay at our house...
Ah...but...
If Sis says no to this, then there's no hope for it...
Mizuho: ...Th...
Page 4
Mizuho: You bastard, you did good!!!
Keigo: I'm sorry!!!
E-EH!?...WHAT!?
(can't read the last sentence since it got cut off.)
Mizuho: OK, OK- Everything's OK!!
Keigo: You ok'd it, you...
Mizuho: Ah?
Keigo: Ah..nothing, Sis...
Mizuho: What I'm saying is, is it alright not to have Dad's or Mom's OK?
Sis is deciding on her own...
Mizuho: Nice to meet you...I'm Keigo's older sister Mizuho ♥
Keigo: Listen to me!
Mizuho: Shut up...Do you have a problem?
You're the one who brought them here.
Keigo: That's true but!
But I thought that if Sis would politely decline, then they wouldn't have to stay here...
That's why I introduced them that way!!
Mizuho: Ah...is that so? Too bad since I gave my OK.
Keigo: So why did you approve!!
Aren't they strange men!? Isn't that dangerous!! Think a bit more about this!!
Page 5
Mizuho: It's ok...the type of sister that will understand the reasons behind the strange men who my little brother brought back...
That's the type of sister I want to be.
Keigo: LIAR!! Don't be going on about what your future plans for yourself are!
Mizuho: Anyways, I really like monks.
Keigo: Is that all you based your decision on!!
Anyways, he's not a monk, he's just bald!!
Ikkaku: I'm not bald either.
Keigo: Yes...that's true...sorry.
[/end slap-shod translation]
XDDDDDDD
MIZUHO!!!! Oh, and according to a comment she made,
penguin_sensei says that Mizuho is her alter ego. Which means she loves monks too!! :D