The Whitlock Legacy Gen. 4.0
I am participating in the FOUNDER CHALLENGE over at legacy_writers. The winning sim was created by dothesmustle.
Hello, Anthony! How does it feel to be named generation three's heir?
It feels pretty damn good! Do I get an award or something?
Not exactly.
You do get to call up the matchmaker and pay for a pretty lady!
I'd like a redhead who doesn't smell, please!
Maybe she'll even have a job! I sure hate slackers.
ANTHONY DOESN'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL, OKAY?
But she was pretty!
She was also 15, dear.
Much better!
She's intimidating. I think she wants to hurt me.
She doesn't want to hurt you! GO OVER THERE AND SHMOOZE!
You suck at flirting! And your outfit is lame!
Does that mean you'd like to have sexy time with me?
In your dreams, fool.
So... that went badly.
Look who dropped by! It's Alice's friend, Annie.
Oooh, he's so handsome! Be still my heart!
I'm thinking this is a good sign.
You have red hair. I love red hair. You love me?
I'm going to assume she loves him a lot.
Guys? The synchronized dancing and listening to the magical mp3 player is a little creepy.
YOU CANNOT RESIST THE MAGICAL MP3 PLAYER! AND YOU CAN'T RESIST MY BEAUTY!
I really can't. DAMN.
You'll sleep with him but you won't hug him?
But tender kissing is okay?
Annie, you're very complicated. I think you'll fit right in!
OMG JASPER!
What's wrong? Did Jasper scare you?
My dad is kissing my step-mother!
UGH. STOP IT.
Annie gets a makeover and looks even cuter.
She's so adorable! GIMME PRETTY GENERATION FOUR BABIES, PLZ.
Who said anything about babies?
The way you play that game turns me on! PHWOAR!
Didn't you know? They have THREE BOLTS.
OH MY VIRGIN EYES MY WIFE IS BATHING IN THE NUDE!
Sim weddings make me smile. =D
THANK YOU JEBUS!
This can only mean bad things.
No, silly! It means BABIES!
The serenading gets me every single time.
Being scared by a ghost right when lightning strikes the car can't be good.
ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS? KEITH, GET THE HELL OUT NOW! YOU'RE A FAMILY SIM. A FAMILY SIM!!
I just saw the ghost of my father-in-law!
Serves you right for being a slut!
You better not flush that toilet, darling.
Keith is pretty sneaky. He's totally trying to get into her pants.
SPERMINATED.
First pop!
Uh, Boobs Cheryl? Beating the sink won't fix it.
Second pop!
OH MY GOD
Annie, how could you cheat on him? He's so adorable. =(
Her belly looks pretty big... I'm a little scared.
Alice, staring at your nephew and his wife making out is creepy. STOP IT.
I bet you want to know what's going on here, right?
Keith grabbed Annie and kissed her, and she pushed him away and is making that evil face at him.
And now Alice is needing to shove spatula's up their pretty asses.
Jasper, I know she's a slut, but please don't scare her to death! Wait until the babies are born.
The poor dear pees herself. POINT AND LAUGH!
Labor in the bathroom is mandatory in a legacy.
It's a boy, Riley! And he has red hair!
But the passing of the baby can only mean one thing...
Twins!
It's a girl, Bree. She has red hair too. They both have Annie's eyes too.
It seems that Anthony has become the new person to vomit on.
His face is stuck like that.
UM, I thought you hated him and wanted to see his ghost?
Her boobs may be fabulous, but she's a bore!
Birthday time! Bree goes fist.
What a cutie pie!
Stinky Riley is next.
He's bald, but look! ELF EARS!
The cuteness almost kills me.
Riley is such an adorable little boy. I wuv him!
It's a shame that there are so few male hairs that can show off elf ears. *sigh*
Alice plays favorites.
STOP WITH THE CUTENESS!
I see Annie is playing favorites as well.
Books? What are those? I became a Mad Scientist by sleeping my way to the top.
Uncle Keith, Mr. Bunnybear says recycle or you die!
They may be cute, but they're also whiny little brats. I guess they couldn't be perfect little toddlers. =\
THIS PIZZA SMELLS DELICIOUS!
His face. It makes me laugh. SO HARD.
SOMEONE SHUT THEM UP NOW. It's not like they have dirty diapers or are tired. They just want attention.
And they always get it. Adults, resist their cute faces!
These two are still as active as ever. ACR and those three bolts make sure of it.
Jasper, why are you scaring your daughter? It doesn't matter that you're dead, she'll still shove a spatula up your ass!
I guess this is... bonding time?
I see the pregnancy epidemic affecting Hollywood has spread to my game.
This photo only serves one purpose: HOT SEXINESS.
MY HUSBAND DOESN'T HAVE ANY CLOTHES ON!
HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET KNOCKED UP?
Boobs Cheryl isn't one to be modest. Hell, if I had a rack like hers I wouldn't be either.
Wow, how long has this been in there?
Oh, I don't know... SINCE YOU WERE A TODDLER.
I know this because the twins use the potty in the other bathroom. How gross is that? That poo is over 30 years old!
Hello, Anthony! How does it feel to be named generation three's heir?
It feels pretty damn good! Do I get an award or something?
Not exactly.
You do get to call up the matchmaker and pay for a pretty lady!
I'd like a redhead who doesn't smell, please!
Maybe she'll even have a job! I sure hate slackers.
ANTHONY DOESN'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL, OKAY?
But she was pretty!
She was also 15, dear.
Much better!
She's intimidating. I think she wants to hurt me.
She doesn't want to hurt you! GO OVER THERE AND SHMOOZE!
You suck at flirting! And your outfit is lame!
Does that mean you'd like to have sexy time with me?
In your dreams, fool.
So... that went badly.
Look who dropped by! It's Alice's friend, Annie.
Oooh, he's so handsome! Be still my heart!
I'm thinking this is a good sign.
You have red hair. I love red hair. You love me?
I'm going to assume she loves him a lot.
Guys? The synchronized dancing and listening to the magical mp3 player is a little creepy.
YOU CANNOT RESIST THE MAGICAL MP3 PLAYER! AND YOU CAN'T RESIST MY BEAUTY!
I really can't. DAMN.
You'll sleep with him but you won't hug him?
But tender kissing is okay?
Annie, you're very complicated. I think you'll fit right in!
OMG JASPER!
What's wrong? Did Jasper scare you?
My dad is kissing my step-mother!
UGH. STOP IT.
Annie gets a makeover and looks even cuter.
She's so adorable! GIMME PRETTY GENERATION FOUR BABIES, PLZ.
Who said anything about babies?
The way you play that game turns me on! PHWOAR!
Didn't you know? They have THREE BOLTS.
OH MY VIRGIN EYES MY WIFE IS BATHING IN THE NUDE!
Sim weddings make me smile. =D
THANK YOU JEBUS!
This can only mean bad things.
No, silly! It means BABIES!
The serenading gets me every single time.
Being scared by a ghost right when lightning strikes the car can't be good.
ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS? KEITH, GET THE HELL OUT NOW! YOU'RE A FAMILY SIM. A FAMILY SIM!!
I just saw the ghost of my father-in-law!
Serves you right for being a slut!
You better not flush that toilet, darling.
Keith is pretty sneaky. He's totally trying to get into her pants.
SPERMINATED.
First pop!
Uh, Boobs Cheryl? Beating the sink won't fix it.
Second pop!
OH MY GOD
Annie, how could you cheat on him? He's so adorable. =(
Her belly looks pretty big... I'm a little scared.
Alice, staring at your nephew and his wife making out is creepy. STOP IT.
I bet you want to know what's going on here, right?
Keith grabbed Annie and kissed her, and she pushed him away and is making that evil face at him.
And now Alice is needing to shove spatula's up their pretty asses.
Jasper, I know she's a slut, but please don't scare her to death! Wait until the babies are born.
The poor dear pees herself. POINT AND LAUGH!
Labor in the bathroom is mandatory in a legacy.
It's a boy, Riley! And he has red hair!
But the passing of the baby can only mean one thing...
Twins!
It's a girl, Bree. She has red hair too. They both have Annie's eyes too.
It seems that Anthony has become the new person to vomit on.
His face is stuck like that.
UM, I thought you hated him and wanted to see his ghost?
Her boobs may be fabulous, but she's a bore!
Birthday time! Bree goes fist.
What a cutie pie!
Stinky Riley is next.
He's bald, but look! ELF EARS!
The cuteness almost kills me.
Riley is such an adorable little boy. I wuv him!
It's a shame that there are so few male hairs that can show off elf ears. *sigh*
Alice plays favorites.
STOP WITH THE CUTENESS!
I see Annie is playing favorites as well.
Books? What are those? I became a Mad Scientist by sleeping my way to the top.
Uncle Keith, Mr. Bunnybear says recycle or you die!
They may be cute, but they're also whiny little brats. I guess they couldn't be perfect little toddlers. =\
THIS PIZZA SMELLS DELICIOUS!
His face. It makes me laugh. SO HARD.
SOMEONE SHUT THEM UP NOW. It's not like they have dirty diapers or are tired. They just want attention.
And they always get it. Adults, resist their cute faces!
These two are still as active as ever. ACR and those three bolts make sure of it.
Jasper, why are you scaring your daughter? It doesn't matter that you're dead, she'll still shove a spatula up your ass!
I guess this is... bonding time?
I see the pregnancy epidemic affecting Hollywood has spread to my game.
This photo only serves one purpose: HOT SEXINESS.
MY HUSBAND DOESN'T HAVE ANY CLOTHES ON!
HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET KNOCKED UP?
Boobs Cheryl isn't one to be modest. Hell, if I had a rack like hers I wouldn't be either.
Wow, how long has this been in there?
Oh, I don't know... SINCE YOU WERE A TODDLER.
I know this because the twins use the potty in the other bathroom. How gross is that? That poo is over 30 years old!