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Christmas Time is here…
One year, Jordan got a Ken doll while Chelse and Cait got Barbies.
You can see where this one is going.
So, Finster and I dressed Ken in short running shorts from Barbie. And Barbie’s turtleneck vest. And we put Barbie’s wrap-skirt around his neck like a cape off one shoulder, and renamed him “Sweet Jimmy, The Nicest Pimp in the World.”
Me: (as both Barbies) “I don’t have the money, Jimmy.
Finn: (Jimmy) “That’s all right, girls. You pay me when you can.”
This was high comedy till the next school day, Caitlin insists to her kindergarten class that Ken in her coloring book is to be called “Sweet Jimmy, The Nicest Pimp in the World.”
Then it was high comedy with getting in trouble.
One year, Jordan got a Ken doll while Chelse and Cait got Barbies.
You can see where this one is going.
So, Finster and I dressed Ken in short running shorts from Barbie. And Barbie’s turtleneck vest. And we put Barbie’s wrap-skirt around his neck like a cape off one shoulder, and renamed him “Sweet Jimmy, The Nicest Pimp in the World.”
Me: (as both Barbies) “I don’t have the money, Jimmy.
Finn: (Jimmy) “That’s all right, girls. You pay me when you can.”
This was high comedy till the next school day, Caitlin insists to her kindergarten class that Ken in her coloring book is to be called “Sweet Jimmy, The Nicest Pimp in the World.”
Then it was high comedy with getting in trouble.