Aug 27, 2006 23:48
1. I will not use all my minutes on my shiny new cell phone in the first week.
2. I did not just spend $250 at the GAP.
3. I will act surprise when I see my credit card bill and suspect identity theft by a long lost evil twin.
4. I am not moving in five days.
5. I have everything I could possibly need to furnish my room.
6. I'm Empress of the World.
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