Lies I Tell Myself

Aug 27, 2006 23:48

1. I will not use all my minutes on my shiny new cell phone in the first week.

2. I did not just spend $250 at the GAP.

3. I will act surprise when I see my credit card bill and suspect identity theft by a long lost evil twin.

4. I am not moving in five days.

5. I have everything I could possibly need to furnish my room.

6. I'm Empress of the World.

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