Sanity Saturdays
So apparently, the post office doesn't open until 9:30. I wish someone told me this at 8:30, but oh well. While I was waiting in line I saw this 8x8x8 mailing carton and I bought it because it was cute and adorable and it told me to ("Buy me. I'm so box-like and small and compactable"). So now Boxey Troy is living in my room as a snack container.
Good news, I got to McDonalds in time for breakfast and that NEVER happens. Hash Browns were good and the way I said hot cakes with sausages sounded so dirty that the Spanish Orlando Bloom server winked at me and chuckled.
Also I saw girls stripping on stage and it cost me $22. Apparently, the Miss Saigon Production at Poly Prep High School doesn't believe in censoring. My mom's boss's daughter who is not quite yet 12 was stripping for Marines and I'm not offended at all because hello this is a musical about a Vietnamese whore and her marine, but I was more shocked by this one girl who was rather blubbery and her butt jiggled out of her SEE THROUGH thong--and I won't describe anymore because OMG THE HORROR!
Anyway, I'm so in love with the guy who played Chris and do not care that he is currently married. He looked hot and could sing, and so could Engineer but he was not so hot as he was hilarious.
The ending of Miss Saigon demonstrates how Asians are so melodramatic. Hello, I'm half Asian and I'm usually like WOE is ME! I lost my Twix bar! I can't go on. *emo cries in a darkened room*
Good news, I got to McDonalds in time for breakfast and that NEVER happens. Hash Browns were good and the way I said hot cakes with sausages sounded so dirty that the Spanish Orlando Bloom server winked at me and chuckled.
Also I saw girls stripping on stage and it cost me $22. Apparently, the Miss Saigon Production at Poly Prep High School doesn't believe in censoring. My mom's boss's daughter who is not quite yet 12 was stripping for Marines and I'm not offended at all because hello this is a musical about a Vietnamese whore and her marine, but I was more shocked by this one girl who was rather blubbery and her butt jiggled out of her SEE THROUGH thong--and I won't describe anymore because OMG THE HORROR!
Anyway, I'm so in love with the guy who played Chris and do not care that he is currently married. He looked hot and could sing, and so could Engineer but he was not so hot as he was hilarious.
The ending of Miss Saigon demonstrates how Asians are so melodramatic. Hello, I'm half Asian and I'm usually like WOE is ME! I lost my Twix bar! I can't go on. *emo cries in a darkened room*