Five Things "Stephanie is" Not. (well not completely)
Stolen from larideth 's LJ. And damn proud of it.
Directions: Type "(your name) is," with the quotes, into a Google search then pick out your favorite five responses. Copy, then repost your responses.
1. Stephanie is a transsexual prostitute who plies her trade in Parisian discos, parks and hotel rooms.
2. Stephanie is nearly blasted (or squashed) to kingdom-come when her day-old Porsche is blown up, igniting a garbage truck which topples onto the car.
3. Stephanie is at her best on Thursday nights as she walks up to some beefy, hunky stud and says "Hey,cutie, would you like to spend $700?",then she smiles and licks her lips.
4. Stephanie is on methadone, but her drug of choice is crack.
5. Stephanie is a 35-year-old who presents to your office with a 4-day history of abdominal cramps.
Honorable Mentions
Stephanie is not the only newcomer to the world of detoxing.
Stephanie is one of the reigning divas in the “trans” club scene.
Stephanie is so afraid of germs, she can't stop washing her hands.
Stephanie is terrified that her baby son Jake will be kidnapped.
Stephanie is finally released and the police go after Sam.