Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, It's Not Your Fault
Why is it that everything falls apart at the same time?
Really now, in just a span of two days, I’ve run out of shampoo, face wash, deodorant, and my air conditioner is being temperamental.
I swear that my hygiene is my biggest concern about now.
But worst of all, I have less than two dollars to solve my itty bitty problem.
At least, I have a working shower, soap, and conditioner.
Please GOD let me find a twenty between the sofa cushions.
Yours Truly,
Felix Unger
Really now, in just a span of two days, I’ve run out of shampoo, face wash, deodorant, and my air conditioner is being temperamental.
I swear that my hygiene is my biggest concern about now.
But worst of all, I have less than two dollars to solve my itty bitty problem.
At least, I have a working shower, soap, and conditioner.
Please GOD let me find a twenty between the sofa cushions.
Yours Truly,
Felix Unger