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Aug 03, 2006 22:26

1. Elaborate on your default icon.
It's a black and white of me doing a stupid face. It was done in a set I took when I bought a plasma for my Dad. Yeah, it's my "Why did I do that?" face.

2. What's your current relationship status?
Single. I'm too selective in my women which I why I am.

3. Ever have a near-death experience?
Most of the time. I live my life on edge. Working in multi-story buildings without safety gear, rock climbing at Halls Gap with out safety gear. I'm a real monkey. Sometimes when I'm driving I do stupid shit, but I'm just stupid.

4. Name an obvious quality you have.
Talking shit. It's part of my job. I told a client a bunch of crap so that we'd have to come back later and charge him more. My boss was happy.

5. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
Phil Collins "In the air tonight". Thanks Family Guy.

6. Any celeb you would marry?
Lots. I'd be the Hugh Hefner of the rest of the entertainment world. Go me.

7. Who will cut and paste this first?
I stole it off Sarah. Heh heh heh... but someone will. Who? I can not say. When? I do not know.

8. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Ok... wiki! Tim Dalton, one of the shit Bond dudes. And Gary Oldman... WHOOO!!!

9. Do you have a crush on someone?
Yeah, lots of people. When you do "e" you love everyone. Ok... I don't do "e". Per se.

10. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?
Fucken all the time. Am I proud? Maybe. I trashed a cabin while I was away. Ok... so I cleaned it. Who cares? I don't really go out and break other peoples shit on purpose. Sometimes though. Sometimes.

11. Have you ever been in a fight?
Yes. It's good fun. Well until weapons are bought in. Then it's dirty. Shame.

12. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yes. During Drama at high school. I asked to though. And I was bad.

13. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
Face, Boobs, Bum. So face.

14. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
When I want to drop 7 bucks on coffee I buy a carmel iced coffee.

15. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Yes. I remember once I was sitting on a fence pillar and my sister was swinging on the gate. I was about 10. Anyways this pillar was stone and the gate was steel. And I thought to myself, "I wonder what would happen if I put my finger between the gate and the pillar. So I did. And it hurt. I lost the nail from my pinky because of that. But it grew back. Also got my sister in trouble. Man I

16. Say something totally random about yourself.
Ah... erm... random? Erm... I beatbox in the van on the way to work! I'm crap!

17. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
I was told I looked liked Mark "Tubby" Taylor the cricketer. Also that I have the mannerisms of Jim Carrey.

18. Do you wear a watch? What kind?
I don't wear a watch. I go on the belief that when I'm tired I sleep, when I'm hungry I eat and so forth. Time is so restrictive. Also every watch I've ever owned died after 2-3 weeks of ownership.

19. Do you have anything pierced?
I have my left ear pierced since 14. I don't wear an earring, but I stick stuff in there sometimes like cable or pins or other thin items. It gets itchy.

20. Do you have any tattoos?
No but I want a couple. I've designed some I want on my body. I'm a shit artist. But it's my body, my art.

21. Do you like pain?
It makes me laugh. But I don't always like it.

22. Do you like to shop?
I don't go out of my way to shop. But that said... when I have money and I'm inside a shopping complex, I rarely leave with any money. I'm complusive.

23. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
3 Steamed Dim Sims for Lunch.

24. What was the last thing you paid for with a credit card?
Hmmmm... the most exciting thing in the last week was some walkie talkies for camping.

25. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
My boss Frank. I get to be at his place at 7am tomorrow. He lives an hour away from me. I take half an hour to wake up and be ready to leave. Do the math.

26. What is on your desktop background?
A nice shade of black. Clean and simple.

27. What is the background on your cell phone?
I am currently using a Nokia 1100. It has the old school LCD display. It is perpetually green with bits of black informing me I am with Telstra and my battery is going flat.

28. Do you like redheads?
The matches? They burn things. Hee hee hee. OH! Yeah I know a couple... their ok. I'm not really into the whole "caring what colour hair people have" thing.

29. Do you know any twins?
Yes. 4 sets. The Da Roosters (crazy real life identical Napoleon Dynamite's I went to high school with), The Halse twins(Two smart arse's who've probably died from an O.D.), The Granger Twins (hot twins I went to primary school with) and the Olsen twins (rich bitches).

30. Do you have any weird relatives?
I don't know my relos.

31. What was the last movie you watched?
Night Shift. Good movie with Henry Winkler. Everybody knows who Henry Winkler is. ;)

32. What was the last book you read?
As in finished? Pardon Me You're Stepping On My Eyeball by Paul Zindel. I'm currently reading Bypass:A Story Of A Road by Michael McGirr. Good book about the Hume Hwy.

That is all good night!
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