*admits defeat*
I've been looking for this story for, oh, about six months now. I throw myself on your mercy, folks.
There's a story where Jim (and Simon, I think?) has to go talk to IA about Blair and his, uh, propensity for getting injured on the job. It's just Jim, telling these crazy and bizarre stories about Blair's various weird injuries. I remember one story involved Naomi and a fire, and then there was something about laundry and a staircase. Meanwhile, Blair's been kidnapped but Jim doesn't know it because he's tied up in the IA interview. I think it ends with Jim going to find Blair, and as they're leaving the place where Blair was being kept, he sprains his ankle going down the stairs. It was very funny.
Please tell me I didn't imagine this story? Anyone? If it helps, I probably read it more than two years ago. Web link, which is to say, not on LJ. Help?
There's a story where Jim (and Simon, I think?) has to go talk to IA about Blair and his, uh, propensity for getting injured on the job. It's just Jim, telling these crazy and bizarre stories about Blair's various weird injuries. I remember one story involved Naomi and a fire, and then there was something about laundry and a staircase. Meanwhile, Blair's been kidnapped but Jim doesn't know it because he's tied up in the IA interview. I think it ends with Jim going to find Blair, and as they're leaving the place where Blair was being kept, he sprains his ankle going down the stairs. It was very funny.
Please tell me I didn't imagine this story? Anyone? If it helps, I probably read it more than two years ago. Web link, which is to say, not on LJ. Help?