Team America applies yet again!
We're liberals! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid liberals. And the conservatives are pussies. And the health care industry is one big asshole. Conservatives don't like liberals, because conservatives get fucked by liberals. But liberals also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Conservatives may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a liberal, with some balls. The problem with liberals is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, conservatives can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because conservatives are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our liberals and conservatives all covered in shit!