Cosmic Joke or Maybe I Have to be More Boring to Compete.
Livejournal, say this in your best English voice:
"Patch?"
Yes?
"Can I borrow you on a Saturday?"
Yes, sure.
"I need you to take me to Downtown Champaign and show me things."
Laugh. Okay.
"And I need to get my haircut. It's getting so long."
Laugh a little harder. Yes, you can do that.
"I trust your judgment."
As well you should.
Go to stupid theatre party. Let Paige flirt with you. Probably disappear with her.
(Did you hear that?) Sounds like:
(Kiss on the cheek. Make out with Paige)
Go home. Listen to the Violent Femmes. (they totally get you)
Repeat.
Repeat.
Drink this tea. Eat this macaroni and cheese. (for comfort)
Listen to the Buzzcocks. (they understand you)
Feel nothing. At least we know how this ends.
(We might have to enforce an address by first name only rule)
"Patch?"
Yes?
"Can I borrow you on a Saturday?"
Yes, sure.
"I need you to take me to Downtown Champaign and show me things."
Laugh. Okay.
"And I need to get my haircut. It's getting so long."
Laugh a little harder. Yes, you can do that.
"I trust your judgment."
As well you should.
Go to stupid theatre party. Let Paige flirt with you. Probably disappear with her.
(Did you hear that?) Sounds like:
(Kiss on the cheek. Make out with Paige)
Go home. Listen to the Violent Femmes. (they totally get you)
Repeat.
Repeat.
Drink this tea. Eat this macaroni and cheese. (for comfort)
Listen to the Buzzcocks. (they understand you)
Feel nothing. At least we know how this ends.
(We might have to enforce an address by first name only rule)