I felt the same way about Paranormal Activity. Like, what I saw in my head was scarier than what they actually showed. So it'd be like "OH GOD OH GOD...oh." Plus, they always slowed down the clock whenever the demon thing was going to get up to his shenanigans so once the clock slowed down, you knew shit was going to go down and it eliminated the suspense.
Well, I guess the suspense was what exactly our little demon friend was going to do but around the last couple minutes I already figured that this wasn't going to end well. Although, I gotta say that I didn't identify with either character and to be fair the guy was being a jerk to the demon.
ALSO THEY DIDN'T CALL DAN AYKROYD.
EVERYTHING WOULD BE ALRIGHT IF THEY CALL DAN AYKROYD.
Were we supposed to? Personally I felt like we were supposed to dislike the guy, I mean once you go around taunting the demon you have to expect it to do some freaky stuff. At least it didn't roll around in a chariot or kidnap the Silver Surfer to do...stuff with him. And by stuff I mean scrabble.
HELL YOU CAN EVEN CALL ANY OF THE CLASSIC MEMBERS OF SNL WHO ARE STILL ALIVE AND THEY WOULD HAVE TAKEN CARE OF IT IN NO TIME.
I think we were supposed to at least be interested in them if not care about them. I think we were meant to dislike Micah but also marvel at how real he was. The second I saw his picture cracked in the frame, I was like "Well, he's dead."
YOU COULD CALL THAT TEENY FOX MEDIUM FROM COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG AND SHE'D GET THE JOB DONE.
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ALSO THEY DIDN'T CALL DAN AYKROYD.
EVERYTHING WOULD BE ALRIGHT IF THEY CALL DAN AYKROYD.
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Seriously. Or Bill Murray. Or ANY OF THE GHOSTBUSTERS.
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And by stuff I mean scrabble.
HELL YOU CAN EVEN CALL ANY OF THE CLASSIC MEMBERS OF SNL WHO ARE STILL ALIVE AND THEY WOULD HAVE TAKEN CARE OF IT IN NO TIME.
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YOU COULD CALL THAT TEENY FOX MEDIUM FROM COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG AND SHE'D GET THE JOB DONE.
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