PEOPLE, YOU ARE FREE!

[sentienttoaster]

IT'S DEAD! MY HAIR IS DEAD! Well, not dead but a lot of it has been cut off so that I can see again! I CAN SEE! AND NOW MY HAIR IS BEAUTIFUL LIKE A UNICORN IN A BEST BUY, NOT LIKE THE HYDRA HAIR I HAD BEFORE

Comments

[traincat]

It still curls at the ends! It's so cute!

[bluejaybirdie]

But will your hair become a zombie and KILL PEOPLE FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE?! I bet you never considered that, huh?

[sentienttoaster]

WHAT HAVE I DONE!? Now the human race is screwed and it's everyone elses fault but mine!