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[sentient_corpse]

I am in the process of hiring hoes.  If you're interested please call for an interview and submit the application at the meeting.

There are three in line for the bottom bitch position and will be determined according to work ethic and personal upkeep.

A full year of service qualifies for health insurance.

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[necro_romancer]

OH HAI, I'M HONNO MONTONO AND I'M LOOKING FOR A JOB.

[sentient_corpse]

Shave those sideburns and the job's yours.

[necro_romancer]

HONEY, REAL WOMEN GROW FACIAL HAIR.

[sentient_corpse]

Not in this business, sweetheart.

Clean shaven is the rule.

[necro_romancer]

YOU SAYING I HAVE LICE IN MY SIDEBURNS OR SOMETHING?

I DON'T HAVE LICE

OR CRABS

DOWN THERE TOO?