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[sensus_diversus]

We've got some kinky deities.

That, or they're trying to start the weirdest reality TV show in history. Finally, there'll be something interesting to watch.

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[sandmullet]

Finally.

[sensus_diversus]

Yep.

Exactly what kind of fashion statement are you trying to make?

[sandmullet]

...

What?

[sensus_diversus]

The tat, the clothes, the accessories.

[sandmullet]

They have their uses.

[sensus_diversus]

Even the tat? Even the sash?

[sandmullet]

It's a scar.

[sensus_diversus]

...A scar?

[sandmullet]

Yeah.

Fashion is a civilian priority.

[sensus_diversus]

Ouch. Are you waiting on the 'yes, sir, yes' from me, then?

Fashion is everyone's priority. Even non-civilians need to look good, or else no one will take them seriously!

[sandmullet]

You're not one of my ninja.

...

It's normal in my village.

[sensus_diversus]

...Your ninjas actually--

Your ninjas?

Holy crap, you're a ninja? I thought they wore, like, masks.

[sandmullet]

Some do.

[sensus_diversus]

And others carry huge cracked bottles on their backs?

[sandmullet]

Only I carry a gourd.

[sensus_diversus]

So that's what they were singing about in all those slavery songs. Wow, you really do learn something new every day.

Does that make you, like, the freedom ninja?