Kids. Why are they so think?
Remember when you were really small? Small enough to fit in the cupboard or the washing machine. No? well should have gotten out before it was turned on thicko!
I do. I also remember the sheer amount of crap I made up to make the world work. Heres some eamples, I think i was 4,
I used to think the people on tele could see and hear me which was why i always acted tough when watching the A team, so theyd see me and ask me to join.
I used to think there were little men living in my chest cavity. They had axes and hit the food i ate as it fell down which turned it to poo.
I think i made the mistake of expressing this once, probably in school.
Dracula scared my shitless. But i was safe because he always bit women (in the hammer films) and my sisters were next door so while he was at them i could run away.
When I was 4 this was my mental map of the world
Why. well because during WWII england bombed germany and vice versa, so they must have been near each other. But America also bombed Germany but not as much away so that muct be a little further. Ireland was largely ignored. I actually still remember when i came up with this. I was 4, in school and i think i was supposed to be learning Irish at the time.
Anyone else got anything stupid theyd like to share from their childhood?