I like cleverbot
User: I want to go to work but I have no shovel.
Cleverbot: What do you have to do to have children?
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Why are you busy?
User: I'm not busy. I have no shovel.
Cleverbot: So you admit that you are not a person.
User: I am a person. I have feelings. Alas, no shovel so no work.
Cleverbot: Crazy robot.