and then along comes mary, marry mary

Dec 02, 2004 00:25

i took a sleeping pill and i feel drunk and hugh. it is hilarious because i dont know what im doing with the rainbow syrup with a elephant brains hair log. i pooped ealrier. and this is what came out::::::

ImNotDustinx [12:04 AM]: yeah!!! poop?
half full bed [12:04 AM]: .what?
ImNotDustinx [12:05 AM]: its about time
ImNotDustinx [12:05 AM]: i took these pills to make me sleep better and i feel so waisted
ImNotDustinx [12:05 AM]: so yeah
half full bed [12:06 AM]: ha
ImNotDustinx [12:06 AM]: the donkey next to me wants to sell you his brown couch t o the other one for you to have for 13 ccents
half full bed is away at 12:12 AM
half full bed returned at 12:23 AM
half full bed is away at 12:24 AM
half full bed returned at 12:25 AM

ImNotDustinx [11:44 PM]: haha i cant even stand up
plnkFIAMING0 [11:44 PM]: ya i don't like them
plnkFIAMING0 [11:45 PM]: lol you should go to bed
ImNotDustinx [11:45 PM]: no way man. lol. 5his is the best part of thaking a sleeping pill. seeing how ling you can hold out before you choke and fall down
ImNotDustinx [11:45 PM]: haha
plnkFIAMING0 [11:46 PM]: lol
ImNotDustinx [11:46 PM]: i wish i had someone to fall asleep with tonight
plnkFIAMING0 [11:47 PM]: ha sorry
plnkFIAMING0 [11:47 PM]: Don't we all
ImNotDustinx [11:47 PM]: have you ever fell asleep next to someone really close to you?
plnkFIAMING0 [11:48 PM]: yes
ImNotDustinx [11:48 PM]: it is the greatest thing in the wordl. i havent foung anything better than that, if you do you aought to tell me moths chicken!!!
plnkFIAMING0 [11:49 PM]: what are u talking about
ImNotDustinx [11:50 PM]: snakker doodles poop on the green chair made up of the plastic beef jearky woman farter
ImNotDustinx [11:50 PM]: lol i am soooo wasitedr
plnkFIAMING0 [11:51 PM]: ha

ImNotDustinx [11:51 PM]: yo m0tha chicker retard

lilgeskatergurl [11:52 PM]: eff you
ImNotDustinx [11:52 PM]: im so waited
ImNotDustinx [11:52 PM]: waisted&
ImNotDustinx [11:52 PM]: *****
ImNotDustinx [11:52 PM]: lol i took this really big sleeping pill and it got me all ucked up a feeeeelin
ImNotDustinx [11:52 PM]: fucked*
ImNotDustinx [11:53 PM]: i feel drunkin and stoned at the same times but i before e except after q
ImNotDustinx [11:54 PM]: c*
ImNotDustinx [11:54 PM]: hehehhehe8wq0oewq0he129ehehehehehehehe2h8e9eh9hehehehe
ImNotDustinx [11:54 PM]: its funny
ImNotDustinx [11:54 PM]: fffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
lilgeskatergurl [11:54 PM]: u shouldnt do tht
ImNotDustinx [11:55 PM]: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! æ= american eagel
ImNotDustinx [11:58 PM]: guess what?
ImNotDustinx [12:00 AM]: i like jenny
ImNotDustinx [12:03 AM]: shes a beatiful, magnificent, gorgeous, funny, fun, smart, and nice gilr. and soon i will be with her. we are going to sleep in her can and it will be lovely. if she is cold i will hold her close to me and keep her warm. if not i will still hold her close. i care about her a l0ot and a lot means a lot and thats how much care i have for her in one present. ooh yeah?! well just wait for the next present its as big as a dinosaur
lilgeskatergurl [12:04 AM]: lol
lilgeskatergurl [12:05 AM]: i might go
ImNotDustinx [12:06 AM]: go where?
ImNotDustinx [12:06 AM]: pooooooooooooooop?!?!?!?!
lilgeskatergurl [12:07 AM]: to the show
ImNotDustinx [12:09 AM]: for what its just going to me and jen and cool people. so come. then we are all going to a party and drinks ls of beer and then i will get so fucking waited and jennifer will be there and she got drunk 2 times so i grabbed her and we walked out the door and she hugged me and i held onto her tight and we both jus t sat there and cried. then i kissed her.so we made out under the missole toe for 5 minutes and then we went back inside and i threw up so we both went to her car and we got in her backseat and she
lilgeskatergurl [12:10 AM]: isnt jennifer sxe?
ImNotDustinx [12:10 AM]: layed on top of me and we kissed and we went to sleep and i woke yp and she is sleeping so i kieeds her beautiful face and she woke up and we hugged for a while. then she took me home and i kissed her. and that was the best damn kiss i ever tried to give
ImNotDustinx [12:10 AM]: sometimes
ImNotDustinx [12:11 AM]: i dont know she is but not hxc sxe
ImNotDustinx [12:11 AM]: i THINK!!
lilgeskatergurl [12:11 AM]: dustin..your stoned, go to bed
ImNotDustinx [12:12 AM]: no im not
ImNotDustinx [12:12 AM]: im waisted on sleeping pills
ImNotDustinx [12:12 AM]: haha theres a differentce
ImNotDustinx [12:20 AM]: i m n o t s t o n e d
ImNotDustinx [12:20 AM]: u r stoned
lilgeskatergurl [12:21 AM]: psh.
lilgeskatergurl [12:21 AM]: i quit drugs
ImNotDustinx [12:21 AM]: i didnt
ImNotDustinx [12:21 AM]: i want to get high woth you
ImNotDustinx [12:22 AM]: lol jk i quit like in 8th grade/ but i would do it again with you josj jenny joshs's girlfreind and trnt
ImNotDustinx [12:22 AM]: it would be fun
lilgeskatergurl [12:23 AM]: i got caught with weed like 3weeks ago
ImNotDustinx [12:23 AM]: lol
lilgeskatergurl [12:23 AM]: me tasha and ricky got stoned at my house..they left..the next morning my mom found the weed
lilgeskatergurl [12:23 AM]: so i learned my lesson..lol
ImNotDustinx [12:24 AM]: yeah next time smoke the whole bag so there isnt any evidence
ImNotDustinx [12:24 AM]: haha
lilgeskatergurl [12:25 AM]: but nahh.. i made a promise to megan i should choose my friends
lilgeskatergurl [12:26 AM]: my real ones
lilgeskatergurl [12:26 AM]: and ppl who try to get others high isnt a friend
ImNotDustinx [12:26 AM]: hey you wanna get high?
ImNotDustinx [12:26 AM]: haha just kidddddddddddddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
lilgeskatergurl [12:26 AM]: im going to kick you in your balls saturday
ImNotDustinx [12:28 AM]: cool
ImNotDustinx [12:28 AM]: i will let you
lilgeskatergurl [12:28 AM]: okay
ImNotDustinx [12:28 AM]: ok
ImNotDustinx [12:28 AM]: its a date
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