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So I'm still pissed off at certain Gaians. I feel like quitting zOMG with everything glitching and people being ridiculous. It would would be a good thing too since ever since I came home from college, I've been doing NOTHING. I've been loafing around, watching random crap on Youtube and on television as well as reading a ton of manga. I now find most shoujo quite boring in terms of plot and seem to read even my favorites out of habit. I was going to make a list of manga still interesting to me but only title I can remember is Saver. >_>;
Oh, I know! I'll rant on random manga.
SPOILER ALERT!
Vampire Knight
Despite how Twilight's turned me away from anything involving vampires, yeah, I still read it sometimes.
So I open the latest chapter and start reading it, not really remembering what the characters were doing or were supposed to be doing. Vaguely recall Yuki seeing Zero before the chapter ended (dun dun dun!) and the sexual tension flaring.
Side rant: Zero's so emo. "ZOMG the girl who I was childhood friends with and have started to actually like is actually a vampire so I have to hunt her down because I'm a vampire hunter chuggin' down that bottle of vengence. Totally. Even though I am also a vampire."
I remember this one dramatic chapter where Yuki and Zero have a stare off (sometime after they both find out Yuki's really a vampire).
(Not actual dialogue)
Yuki: *clutching a massive scythe* OMG, we don't have to do this, Zero! Why can't we stay blood-sucking buddies? *trying to remain calm but crying on the inside*
Zero: *dramatic gun pointing* YOU KNOW WHY! I have to avenge mah papa, mama, and little Billy brother even though the vampire responsible is dead. ALL VAMPIRES MUST DIE! *cue mascara running down cheeks*
Yuki: But I don't wanna fight you! *continues crying on the inside*
Zero: But we have to! Or right until the third to last chapter where I have this sudden epiphany and decide tru lub conquers all! As long as you're alive, my vengence isn't complete!
Yuki: *finally cries on the outside* Fine! Then I shall run away forever so that we may never fight! I hope you regret missing the chance to tap this. *runs away as Zero watches on with a sunset backdrop in melodramatic angles*
ANYWAY, about the latest chapter...
The opening starts with Kaname basically pimp-slapping this other vampire (since vampires don't die under normal circumstances, Kaname can dish out some massive hits). Other vampire begins the whole "I'm your superior" spiel but Kaname interrupts that with another "bitch-slap".
Cut to Yuki laying in a fluffy bed, blood draining out of her neck while a shadowed figure of a man stands next to her. *cue man's emo rant and Yuki's naive optimism*
Oh wait! Emo rant about eternal loneliness? That has to be Kaname! *reveals it's Kaname who's been sucking on Yuki's neck*
Kaname then proceeds to drink more of Yuki's blood through other parts of her body (nothing too risque) before carrying her to this Church-like place to show her the coffin he slept in for centuries. Talks more about his angsty past and asks Yuki if she wants to go at his neck this time (of course she says yes).
AND THEN HE DROPS THIS BOMBSHELL.
(not actual dialogue)
Kaname: *as Yuki's chuggin' down his blood* 'Kay you know how by suckin' on my blood, you can see my memories? Well, I'm gonna show you this one.
Yuki: *eyes wide*
Kaname: Yeah, I'm not really your brother.
Yuki: THE F---
Kaname: Yeah, you see this guy killed your real brother and used his body to revive me when I was rotting away in this coffin. ....Surprise! Now we can be together legally~
It's like the author decided that she wanted the fanbase who wasn't into incest back. -__- *sigh* I don't mind incest in manga/novels since it's all fiction but when you keep switching stuff like that, it just annoys me. Come on, she just pulled a Marmalade Boy there.
Naruto
I'm going to temporarily stop reading this. At least until they are done with the spiritual training arc...again. Because when the author pulls out the whole evil Naruto versus good Naruto, you know he's running short of ideas.
Even though the encounter does answer the question if Naruto ever held a grudge against the villagers for his poor treatment and abuse, when evil Naruto popped out of the waterfall with the crazy eyes, I was all "Well shit. What's next? A villian who becomes "trigger-happy" because his puppy dies? ....Wait a minute, he's already done that." (I lol'd when somebody pointed that out on the forums.)
Of course, as always, Naruto's talk-no-jutsu does the trick. And before long, you have a scene of him hugging "evil" Naruto as "evil" Naruto disintegrates in his arms.
Then Naruto wakes up from his mind battle. (The other characters rejoice.)
END SPOILERS
And now a tribute to the times zOMG made me laugh (before I kept getting pissed off because of the n00bs), I present to you a bunch of fun screenshots.
Now chicken can be a meat and a vegetable! (No, not really.)
BOY, YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR TONGUE! *cue bitch-slap*
Hey it's black and white power ranger!
Found my kin! xD Even though they kept calling themselves wolves instead of foxes. (Think that one actual wolf had them confused.)
So we all decided to form a crew and were looking for other animals to join us. We found a green bunny and a frog. However, when this frog walked around she would turn into something freaky... haha It was quite the distubing sight.
We still don't know what she was...
Kodak moment in the animal crew. x3