Apr 29, 2008 15:43
If you opened it, you have to do it!
Two Names You Go By
1) Emily
2) Betty Crocker, Punk Rocker. (Not really, but it would be bad ass if people called me that.
I can pretend!)
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1) Underpants. of the black variety. boy cut. with little skulls on them.
2)green converse all stars. High top.
Two things you Want in a Relationship:
1) love
2) somone to give me a reality check when I need it.
(I couldn't decide between that and "A good, deep dicking.
")
Two of Your Favorite Things to do:
1) cook
2)get tattooed
Two Things you did Last Night:
1) went to Ikea with a cute girl.
2) ate grilled cheese with smoked gouda and grilled tomatoes.
Two things you ate today:
1) a banana
2) stringcheese
Two people you Last Talked To:
1) Seth (that asshole is always pestering me..."HOW WAS YOUR DAY?" "I LOVE YOU!" THANKS" god...the nerve of some people.
)
2)sue
Two Things You're doing tomorrow:
1) going to work
2) cleaning up dog poop. and cat poop. cause that's what I do every day.
Two Longest Car Rides
1) Battle Creek, MI to Niagara Falls (the us way, not the Canadian way. IE, we went the long way around.)
2)and one day, she just packed up her red VW microbus and drove off into the sunset...
Two Favorite Holidays:
1) giftmas
2) steak and blowjob day.
Two Favorite Beverages:
Pabst blue ribbon is really the ONLY beverage.I suppose I can add bushmills if I absolutely must. (With a PBR chaser...)
Two names you like for your children to have:
1) Trouble
2) Danger
but this is all really just academic since I don't intend to breed.
Two Movies I would watch over and over:
1) Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
2) Rocky Horror Picture Show
Two of my Favorite Foods:
1) Vietnamese spring rolls, which I am craving right now.
2) Chocolate, which, if it was available in a nutritionally complete form, I would eat exclusively.
Two places I'd rather be right now:
1) no
2) where
Two of my favorite colors :
1)red
2green
...but not together. I prefer not to look like a festive decoration