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You want a story that will make you feel real stabby? Forget about "ohh my finals are so hard" for a second and read this:
S Tar 14 th: I got arrested again
kjleftin: wat
kjleftin: doing what?
S Tar 14 th: I was sleeping
S Tar 14 th: and I was woken up by hanging
S Tar 14 th: banging*
S Tar 14 th: on my door
S Tar 14 th: and it was a cop
S Tar 14 th: and he goes
S Tar 14 th: "You paul enos"
S Tar 14 th: and i sed "yeah"
S Tar 14 th: and he goes
S Tar 14 th: "I have a warrent for your arrest"
kjleftin: what!?
S Tar 14 th: then he gives me a hard time about giving me privacy to get dressed
S Tar 14 th: I asked if I could close the door to get dressed and he made a big deal about it
S Tar 14 th: and never showed me the warrent
S Tar 14 th: Then cuffed me and took me out of the building in cuffs
S Tar 14 th: took me to the police station
S Tar 14 th: and the ask me if I have any injuries
kjleftin: sounds like the trial by kafka
S Tar 14 th: and I sed "I fractured my ankle about a month ago"
S Tar 14 th: so u know what they did
kjleftin: put ankle cuffs on?
S Tar 14 th: they put a cuff on that ankle and ankle cuffed me to the bench
S Tar 14 th: they could have put it on the other ankle
S Tar 14 th: but they chose that one
kjleftin: dang
S Tar 14 th: I asked to use the bathroom
S Tar 14 th: they waited 30 minutes before letting me
S Tar 14 th: took more mug shots
S Tar 14 th: read me more rights
S Tar 14 th: and their like
kjleftin: when did they tell you what you did?
S Tar 14 th: "You never paid your 200 dollar fine for the riots"
S Tar 14 th: and I sed "what? Im on probation, the judge told me I had until the end of my probation to pay it"
S Tar 14 th: and they go "no u dont"
S Tar 14 th: they go "It was due on 5/5/05"
S Tar 14 th: and I go "But my trial was on 4/7/05"
S Tar 14 th: and im off probation 7/705
S Tar 14 th: thats when the judge told me its due
S Tar 14 th: and they go no
S Tar 14 th: so they have me go to the bathroom with the door open
S Tar 14 th: cuff me again
S Tar 14 th: and take me in the cuiser to the court house
S Tar 14 th: where they proceed to cuff my ankles TOGETHER + hand cuff me
S Tar 14 th: and put me in a jail cell in the back with 3 other guys
S Tar 14 th: when it was my turn to appear before the judge, they made me face her behind a glass window
kjleftin: wouldn't they try calling you first?
kjleftin: perhaps an email?
S Tar 14 th: with my ankles cuffed
S Tar 14 th: and my hand cuffed
S Tar 14 th: I faced the fucking judge, behind a audio window, with my ankles and hands cuffed
S Tar 14 th: and then she sed she couldnt hear me when I pleeded my case
S Tar 14 th: so moved on to the next person
S Tar 14 th: well maybe they could have heard me if they didnt put me behind a fucking window
S Tar 14 th: so she adds on 75 dollars to the fine
S Tar 14 th: + forwarded the 50 dollar fine
S Tar 14 th: and sed I need to pay 375 dollars to the clerk by tommorrow at 4 oclock
S Tar 14 th: or I go to jail
S Tar 14 th: They made me miss my anthropology final
kjleftin: that's ridiculous
S Tar 14 th: I told them that and they didnt give a fuck either
S Tar 14 th: And it was like
S Tar 14 th: Why didnt u just fucking call me
S Tar 14 th: and tell me my fine was late
S Tar 14 th: and I needed to come to court
S Tar 14 th: instead of degrading me and treating me like a fucking murderer
S Tar 14 th: there are people with 1,000's of dollars in parking tickets
S Tar 14 th: and they dont do this to them
kjleftin: didn't they make you sign an agreement on your court date?
S Tar 14 th: yes
kjleftin: saying exactly what you had to do and when?
S Tar 14 th: no
S Tar 14 th: moran's was due at the end of probation
S Tar 14 th: vins was due at the end of probation
S Tar 14 th: and I was told by the judge
S Tar 14 th: to pay by the end of probation
S Tar 14 th: but the fucking recorder guy
S Tar 14 th: wrote it wrong
S Tar 14 th: he also wrote "0 community service due"
S Tar 14 th: but I was told by the judge to serve 10 hours
S Tar 14 th: they're fucking idiots
S Tar 14 th: and the date written on my form
kjleftin: damn
S Tar 14 th: was written so it could have been read as
S Tar 14 th: 5/5/05
S Tar 14 th: or 7/7/05
S Tar 14 th: and we thought it was 7/7
S Tar 14 th: because thats the day my probation ended
S Tar 14 th: and 5/5 makes no sense, because its randomly 28 days later
S Tar 14 th: + my mom had been calling the court house
S Tar 14 th: for a month
kjleftin: can't you argue w/ someone?
S Tar 14 th: she left like 10 messages
S Tar 14 th: asking when the fines were due
S Tar 14 th: because it was unclear
S Tar 14 th: noone returned her calls
kjleftin: that's the most ludicrious thing i ever heard
S Tar 14 th: so I missed my final, was degraded for no reason, got 75 dollars added, and was threatened to pay within 24 hours or go to jail
S Tar 14 th: I got arrested again
kjleftin: wat
kjleftin: doing what?
S Tar 14 th: I was sleeping
S Tar 14 th: and I was woken up by hanging
S Tar 14 th: banging*
S Tar 14 th: on my door
S Tar 14 th: and it was a cop
S Tar 14 th: and he goes
S Tar 14 th: "You paul enos"
S Tar 14 th: and i sed "yeah"
S Tar 14 th: and he goes
S Tar 14 th: "I have a warrent for your arrest"
kjleftin: what!?
S Tar 14 th: then he gives me a hard time about giving me privacy to get dressed
S Tar 14 th: I asked if I could close the door to get dressed and he made a big deal about it
S Tar 14 th: and never showed me the warrent
S Tar 14 th: Then cuffed me and took me out of the building in cuffs
S Tar 14 th: took me to the police station
S Tar 14 th: and the ask me if I have any injuries
kjleftin: sounds like the trial by kafka
S Tar 14 th: and I sed "I fractured my ankle about a month ago"
S Tar 14 th: so u know what they did
kjleftin: put ankle cuffs on?
S Tar 14 th: they put a cuff on that ankle and ankle cuffed me to the bench
S Tar 14 th: they could have put it on the other ankle
S Tar 14 th: but they chose that one
kjleftin: dang
S Tar 14 th: I asked to use the bathroom
S Tar 14 th: they waited 30 minutes before letting me
S Tar 14 th: took more mug shots
S Tar 14 th: read me more rights
S Tar 14 th: and their like
kjleftin: when did they tell you what you did?
S Tar 14 th: "You never paid your 200 dollar fine for the riots"
S Tar 14 th: and I sed "what? Im on probation, the judge told me I had until the end of my probation to pay it"
S Tar 14 th: and they go "no u dont"
S Tar 14 th: they go "It was due on 5/5/05"
S Tar 14 th: and I go "But my trial was on 4/7/05"
S Tar 14 th: and im off probation 7/705
S Tar 14 th: thats when the judge told me its due
S Tar 14 th: and they go no
S Tar 14 th: so they have me go to the bathroom with the door open
S Tar 14 th: cuff me again
S Tar 14 th: and take me in the cuiser to the court house
S Tar 14 th: where they proceed to cuff my ankles TOGETHER + hand cuff me
S Tar 14 th: and put me in a jail cell in the back with 3 other guys
S Tar 14 th: when it was my turn to appear before the judge, they made me face her behind a glass window
kjleftin: wouldn't they try calling you first?
kjleftin: perhaps an email?
S Tar 14 th: with my ankles cuffed
S Tar 14 th: and my hand cuffed
S Tar 14 th: I faced the fucking judge, behind a audio window, with my ankles and hands cuffed
S Tar 14 th: and then she sed she couldnt hear me when I pleeded my case
S Tar 14 th: so moved on to the next person
S Tar 14 th: well maybe they could have heard me if they didnt put me behind a fucking window
S Tar 14 th: so she adds on 75 dollars to the fine
S Tar 14 th: + forwarded the 50 dollar fine
S Tar 14 th: and sed I need to pay 375 dollars to the clerk by tommorrow at 4 oclock
S Tar 14 th: or I go to jail
S Tar 14 th: They made me miss my anthropology final
kjleftin: that's ridiculous
S Tar 14 th: I told them that and they didnt give a fuck either
S Tar 14 th: And it was like
S Tar 14 th: Why didnt u just fucking call me
S Tar 14 th: and tell me my fine was late
S Tar 14 th: and I needed to come to court
S Tar 14 th: instead of degrading me and treating me like a fucking murderer
S Tar 14 th: there are people with 1,000's of dollars in parking tickets
S Tar 14 th: and they dont do this to them
kjleftin: didn't they make you sign an agreement on your court date?
S Tar 14 th: yes
kjleftin: saying exactly what you had to do and when?
S Tar 14 th: no
S Tar 14 th: moran's was due at the end of probation
S Tar 14 th: vins was due at the end of probation
S Tar 14 th: and I was told by the judge
S Tar 14 th: to pay by the end of probation
S Tar 14 th: but the fucking recorder guy
S Tar 14 th: wrote it wrong
S Tar 14 th: he also wrote "0 community service due"
S Tar 14 th: but I was told by the judge to serve 10 hours
S Tar 14 th: they're fucking idiots
S Tar 14 th: and the date written on my form
kjleftin: damn
S Tar 14 th: was written so it could have been read as
S Tar 14 th: 5/5/05
S Tar 14 th: or 7/7/05
S Tar 14 th: and we thought it was 7/7
S Tar 14 th: because thats the day my probation ended
S Tar 14 th: and 5/5 makes no sense, because its randomly 28 days later
S Tar 14 th: + my mom had been calling the court house
S Tar 14 th: for a month
kjleftin: can't you argue w/ someone?
S Tar 14 th: she left like 10 messages
S Tar 14 th: asking when the fines were due
S Tar 14 th: because it was unclear
S Tar 14 th: noone returned her calls
kjleftin: that's the most ludicrious thing i ever heard
S Tar 14 th: so I missed my final, was degraded for no reason, got 75 dollars added, and was threatened to pay within 24 hours or go to jail