Minor Rant

[senseiseiichi]

I went into the counseling center this morning to do more simulations with the remaining candidates (no crazy surprises this time, thankfully).  One of my coworkers dropped some paperwork on the floor, so I bent over to pick it up and my shirt rode up.

I heard her gasp. Okay, that's normal.  What I didn't like is the fact that when she looked at me

Comments

[luckykohou]

Dude. Your gay's been showing for quite some time now. We were all just too polite to point it out =P

[senseiseiichi]

=P If I start speaking with a lisp and giving limp-wristed handshakes, shoot me!

[luckykohou]

I won't kill you until you go Hard Gay. That said, I will film you before I kill you.

[senseiseiichi]

Actually, no. Then you can't kill me, for I would want a share of the profits. :)

[luckykohou]

Renji, Sanada and your hot sister can have the royalties after you're dead? (I'm just waiting for one of them to pop up and yell at me for joking about killing you.)

And that girl at work today isn't worth thinking about. Were you not my BFF and therefore de-sexualized, I'd find them attractive, actually.

[senseiseiichi]

But see, they would all resurrect me so I can take over the world. And then I couldn't allow you into the inner circle, Sen! Think of the inner circle! =)

It was more irritating than anything else. And Genichirou and Renji find them attractive, so I'm set.

[luckykohou]

Whaaat? But I killed you so you owe me a place in the inner circle. You wouldn't have been ressurected young and pretty if I'd have waited for you to die.

[senseiseiichi]

However, I will always be young and pretty. That whole "bathing in the blood of virgins" thing. Hard to find on this campus! Oh, you know you'll be in the inner circle, no matter what. =)

[luckykohou]

Please. I could find you five virgins in five minutes. When do you think you'll need your next bath? Good. Do I get to wear sexy black robes?

[senseiseiichi]

Go for it!

And sexy black robes? Who do you think I am, Harry Potter? *laughs* I'm a Rikkai alum, Sen. Those robes are yellow.

[luckykohou]

No, I assume you're Sora from Kingdom Hearts =P Organization XII's robes were smexy. You couldn't tell half of them were butt-ugly until they pulled their hoods down.

DAMN, Yuki, that's embarrassing. Do I get a special allowance for being ex-Yamabuki?

[senseiseiichi]

If I'm Sora, does that make Renji and Genichirou Kairi and Riku? Renji would make a really hot Kairi...

...And you and Taichi would be Donald and Goofy!

Sure! ex-Yamabuki gets green ones. =)

[luckykohou]

*FALLS OVER* I set myself up for that one. The hell do I have to be Goofy? (I'm too tall to be Donald next to Taichi!) Can't it be more like KHII? I'll be Axel, got it memorized?

But... but... green clashes with my eyes!

[senseiseiichi]

Yes, yes you did. =) And if you're Axel, who's Taichi?

And Donald and Goofy are Sora's sidekicks! But in that case, Taichi would be Sora, since he's Buchouman and all.

Your robes must be a happy color! =)