The Waiting Game
So I was supposed to get an e-mail sometime tonight about being offered positions on SGA committees, but haven't gotten anything yet. I mean, I guess they could be still organizing stuff and trying to decide who they like best and who to put where and stuff like that.
That, or the computer with all the applications grew legs and arms and started beating the SGA presidents and VPs to death, so they had to run for their lives and then burn the interview papers and throw them at the possessed computer to keep it away. After the arson battle, they all hopped in one of the campus security vans but only got as far as downtown Saratoga where little old ladies began surrounding the van, thinking they would get social security and life insurance checks from it. The cops saw this and put the van on a plane and shipped it to the governor's mansion in Sacramento, where Arnold told the SGA officials he was going to "pump them up".
Personally, I'm not willing to take a committee position from a bunch of weaklings turned body-builders.
EDIT: Traditions Committee. Cool enough, I guess, though it'll be a little lonely being the only freshman on it.
That, or the computer with all the applications grew legs and arms and started beating the SGA presidents and VPs to death, so they had to run for their lives and then burn the interview papers and throw them at the possessed computer to keep it away. After the arson battle, they all hopped in one of the campus security vans but only got as far as downtown Saratoga where little old ladies began surrounding the van, thinking they would get social security and life insurance checks from it. The cops saw this and put the van on a plane and shipped it to the governor's mansion in Sacramento, where Arnold told the SGA officials he was going to "pump them up".
Personally, I'm not willing to take a committee position from a bunch of weaklings turned body-builders.
EDIT: Traditions Committee. Cool enough, I guess, though it'll be a little lonely being the only freshman on it.