Retired facebook quotes
"Fan fiction is to fiction as paint-by-numbers kits are to painting."-George RR Martin
"I have seen the future of implausible plotting, and his name is Clive Barker."-Ebert's review of Clive Barker's Hellraiser
"Caligula is not good art, It is not good cinema, and it is not good porn." -Ebert
"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me."-Walter M. Prosser
"Some people think you're cute, but me, I think you're one very large baked potato."-Machine Gun Joe
"...I think this spaceship is about to be attacked by bananas"-Hayley
"Chaos: Just add water"-Ben
"I have seen the future of implausible plotting, and his name is Clive Barker."-Ebert's review of Clive Barker's Hellraiser
"Caligula is not good art, It is not good cinema, and it is not good porn." -Ebert
"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me."-Walter M. Prosser
"Some people think you're cute, but me, I think you're one very large baked potato."-Machine Gun Joe
"...I think this spaceship is about to be attacked by bananas"-Hayley
"Chaos: Just add water"-Ben