Popeye was unmoved.

[sensaes]

And don't you believe the hype. John Tahan 'reads' FHM-US magazine for the sexy lady pictures:

http://www.buzzle.com/articles/girl-tattoos.html

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More ERB...

Out of Time's Abyss. http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/553

At The Earth's Core. http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/545

The People That Time Forgot. http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/552

...and, to help counteract the appallingly-misjudged "comedy" version of the story sullying the Criterion theatre (http://www.criterion-theatre.co.uk/current_show.html):

John Buchan's The Thirty-Nine Steps. http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/558

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Bonus: A Raffles bonus, no less! E. W. Hornung's The Amateur Cracksman.

http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/706