Doc Eric "Supercool" Melonekopf has got a Twitter account, and he's not afraid to tweet about it...
12:03 I'm in! This street gang is like totally awesome! I'm wearing a beanie!
12:17 Big Mike has stolen my beanie. Feel bereft and dissed.
12:38 We're going to score some 'chicken nuggets' at McDonald's. Is McDonald the rival gang leader I've heard so much about? And what ARE 'chicken nuggets'? Feeling anxious.
12:49 Paid £34.68 bill at McDonald's with HSBC card. Gang appears collectively suspicious. Diet Coke gives me gas. Feeling bloated and unwell.
1:23 Big Mike wants to go to Zavvi to score headphones for his iPod, but Jez called him a 'tosser'. Dissent in the ranks! Feeling hip and supercool.
2:31 Have been left sitting on bench for over an hour. No sign of street gang. Small child keeps pointing to sticker on bench, and demanding money from me with menaces. Feel scared.
Note from Editor: That was Friday. Apart from the accompanying photograph sent from his cellphone at 14:35, Doctor Melonekopf has made no further communication, even failing to update his picture on the departmental website (something he has tended to do almost hourly since the site went "live" in April, 2006).
We are concerned...
12:17 Big Mike has stolen my beanie. Feel bereft and dissed.
12:38 We're going to score some 'chicken nuggets' at McDonald's. Is McDonald the rival gang leader I've heard so much about? And what ARE 'chicken nuggets'? Feeling anxious.
12:49 Paid £34.68 bill at McDonald's with HSBC card. Gang appears collectively suspicious. Diet Coke gives me gas. Feeling bloated and unwell.
1:23 Big Mike wants to go to Zavvi to score headphones for his iPod, but Jez called him a 'tosser'. Dissent in the ranks! Feeling hip and supercool.
2:31 Have been left sitting on bench for over an hour. No sign of street gang. Small child keeps pointing to sticker on bench, and demanding money from me with menaces. Feel scared.
Note from Editor: That was Friday. Apart from the accompanying photograph sent from his cellphone at 14:35, Doctor Melonekopf has made no further communication, even failing to update his picture on the departmental website (something he has tended to do almost hourly since the site went "live" in April, 2006).
We are concerned...