...and because rumours about a knocking shop in disturbingly close proximity to a new student union building might get someone into trouble, have this instead:
Er, and this:
Fashioned by lunatics, bought and paid for by students.
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Edit: As a follow-up to this post
http://community.livejournal.com/academics_uk/56298.html there's been a development...
"The head of the Commons innovation, universities, science and skills committee, Phil Willis, has spoken of practices tantamount to fraud."
More here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7466438.stm