Do YOU have "glittering generalities"?
This is LiveJournal. Things are kept simple on pain of death. Or account closure. One of the two, anyway...
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Inspired by the best heckle of the campaign so far:
Edit: Remember, folks, it's only for fun. *Rolls eyes at the humour-deprived and considers setting up a charity for 'em.*
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It seems that the TV ban on junk food advertising to children didn't go far enough:
http://www.channel4.com/news/articles/science_technology/online+junk/1291147
Hey, here's an idea: Why don't we fit children with electronic "blinkers", so that when they walk down high streets their vision is automatically impaired so they don't see all those nasty fast food restaurants and chip shops?
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The best thing about this story is missing here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7177651.stm
His defence at the time? That he was still wearing his earpiece, and so was always "contactable".
Awesome.
Those things are two-way, right?
__________________________
Inspired by the best heckle of the campaign so far:
Edit: Remember, folks, it's only for fun. *Rolls eyes at the humour-deprived and considers setting up a charity for 'em.*
__________________________
It seems that the TV ban on junk food advertising to children didn't go far enough:
http://www.channel4.com/news/articles/science_technology/online+junk/1291147
Hey, here's an idea: Why don't we fit children with electronic "blinkers", so that when they walk down high streets their vision is automatically impaired so they don't see all those nasty fast food restaurants and chip shops?
__________________________
The best thing about this story is missing here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7177651.stm
His defence at the time? That he was still wearing his earpiece, and so was always "contactable".
Awesome.
Those things are two-way, right?