More outrageous whiskers...

[sensaes]

...than you can shake some of this stuff at:



("Empty your pockets." "Oh fuck, do I have to?" "Yes." "Do you promise not to laugh?" "No." Etc.)

http://news.uk.msn.com/beard-contest.aspx (Photo special.)

Edit: Beyond parody... http://community.livejournal.com/academics_anon/1412443.html