"Okay Seb, give me... Evil. As much Evil as you can muster."
Hmm. Yes, well, not exactly too much of a challenge, I suppose.
"Oh, yeah. Sebastian's such a stud, isn't he? Pah. Look at those garg-boobs. I reckon 'he's' a bit of a she-goyle if you ask me..."
Nobody did ask you, Grimley.
Sebastian's Edit:
"I'm not impressed. This calls for some psychobilly..."
Oh, no. Not Nekromantix. We've suffered enough, surely? -Ed.
At least he's not sitting on your face, Grimley old sport...