Today was the last day of classes.
And I was sooo hung over. On Friday, I got totally wasted. And there was this guy. And, well I don't remember this part but people told me, we just started having sex right on the floor. =D And then I got pregnant. And the baby came liek two seconds later and I was like "woah! a baby!" and the baby was liek "duuude!" And then the baby took some weed out of its diaper and we all got high lol! And we got even more drunk. And my boyfriend left me for some whore because I had some other man's baby (lol! imagine what he'd do if he found out my baby's father is a woman!!!) so I had sex with fifty more guys and now I've got STDs up to my earlobes and I'm gonna die in like two days plus I have to take care of my baby, but at least I had an awesome time.
I can't find my head. ♥
I can't find my head. ♥