Stolen from teknoboi
List 10 interesting things from your past that nobody on your friends list knows about, in no particular order:
1) My mother is scary. She has a shaved head (right down to the skin) and she's more of a man than me and she rides a Harley Davidson.
2) I was expelled from 'intermediate', a school for year 7 & 8 in new zealand. My friend Carmen wrote on my pencil case (and then told the teacher I did).. "Judy Corboy go fuck a chicken and wipe your twat with a fluffy white rabbit". *LMFAO.. can't believe I remember that*. Needless to say, we moved to Australia 3 days later.
3) The last house we lived in, in new zealand, was the house that my grandmother and grandfather built while Mum was still young.. then they moved out because Mum's dad killed himself when Mum was 11. Mum went through the house and decided that she had happy memories, not sad memories.. so we moved in~!
4) My mum TOLD me I was gay when I was 14. I was trying to come out, I guess.. so I feel like I missed out on a whole tragic "OH MY GOD IT'S OK ALEX I STILL LOVE YOU OMFG~".. instead? I got a "Let's go to McDonalds." *hmph*
5) In kindergarten, I was walking along some building blocks, fell over, and got up and started walking around.. and then the teacher ran away screaming and came back and called Mum. I'd cracked open my head and had to get stitches.. I still have the scar!
6) One time when Carly and I were really young, we were playing chicken on the road.. lying down. A car came so I ran into the bushes and carly ran away.. but the woman picked her up and tried to drive her home.. so I was screaming and this other woman picked me up and we chased her.. and got Carly out of the car and took her home. Carly was scared she'd get in trouble so she was taking the lady the wrong way ^_^
7) My first cute little girlfriend was this whore from primary school called Vanessa Skinner (OMFG koningin she was from The Netherlands!).. and I used to go to her house and we used to wear her mothers clothes. (I was gay from when I was born, I so was.)
8) When I first met teknoboi - who is now my best friend ever - I hated his fucking guts.
9) In 1996, I found out my mother had lied to me my whole life about who my father is.
10) I'm not such a bitch.. I can be really nice. No.. I CAN!!!!!!!~ >_
1) My mother is scary. She has a shaved head (right down to the skin) and she's more of a man than me and she rides a Harley Davidson.
2) I was expelled from 'intermediate', a school for year 7 & 8 in new zealand. My friend Carmen wrote on my pencil case (and then told the teacher I did).. "Judy Corboy go fuck a chicken and wipe your twat with a fluffy white rabbit". *LMFAO.. can't believe I remember that*. Needless to say, we moved to Australia 3 days later.
3) The last house we lived in, in new zealand, was the house that my grandmother and grandfather built while Mum was still young.. then they moved out because Mum's dad killed himself when Mum was 11. Mum went through the house and decided that she had happy memories, not sad memories.. so we moved in~!
4) My mum TOLD me I was gay when I was 14. I was trying to come out, I guess.. so I feel like I missed out on a whole tragic "OH MY GOD IT'S OK ALEX I STILL LOVE YOU OMFG~".. instead? I got a "Let's go to McDonalds." *hmph*
5) In kindergarten, I was walking along some building blocks, fell over, and got up and started walking around.. and then the teacher ran away screaming and came back and called Mum. I'd cracked open my head and had to get stitches.. I still have the scar!
6) One time when Carly and I were really young, we were playing chicken on the road.. lying down. A car came so I ran into the bushes and carly ran away.. but the woman picked her up and tried to drive her home.. so I was screaming and this other woman picked me up and we chased her.. and got Carly out of the car and took her home. Carly was scared she'd get in trouble so she was taking the lady the wrong way ^_^
7) My first cute little girlfriend was this whore from primary school called Vanessa Skinner (OMFG koningin she was from The Netherlands!).. and I used to go to her house and we used to wear her mothers clothes. (I was gay from when I was born, I so was.)
8) When I first met teknoboi - who is now my best friend ever - I hated his fucking guts.
9) In 1996, I found out my mother had lied to me my whole life about who my father is.
10) I'm not such a bitch.. I can be really nice. No.. I CAN!!!!!!!~ >_