Avalon, a doll (given to her by one of my brother's friends), and some of that green pearly putty that some kids toys come in:
"Gareth, look! Barbie's getting a brain transplant! (moving it to her knees) And now she's being sucked on by leeches!"
(Honestly, I did not coach her in any of this...)
Hmm,
runsamuck just suggested that "Miss Congeniality" could be very empowering for her to watch. I'm not sure whether he's serious.