Heh.
http://www.squidsquid.com
Find out your squid quotient:
Your Squid Quotient = 131.25
Interpreting your results: An average Squid Quotient is around 100. A SQ of 100 means you have a normal affinity for squid. A SQ above 100 means you have an attraction or fondness for squid. Below 100 means that you should probably stay away from the deep ocean.
Your squid name is: ravenous leeanne the engulfer!
How to tell if you are part squid:
Results: You are likely small part giant squid, or large part lesser squid. One of your grandparents may be a giant squid - did they work in the fishing industry?
And the biggest squid ever caught....
(this is a colossal squid, which is different than a giant squid)
Another story on it:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6385071.stm