i didn't write this. but i wish that i did.
Okay, now we’re just going to load up our gun with some of this Phthalo blue, and just tap-tap-tap it into my calf there. Juuust take and pull it to the sides, right in the background there. That’s a nice color, isn’t it? Now then, we’re going to take our liner gun, dip it into the paint-thinner, and load it up with some titanium white. Just pure white. And now we’re going to just put a few lines in my beard there for highlight, just like so. Just wherever you feel they should go. Wherever they want to hang out. There we go. Happy little beard.
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