About Me
I am a handsome, charming motherfucker.
I curse a lot, especially when happy or excited or sad or feeling any emotion. Or bored.
I say nigger a lot, and variations of it. Nig, black person, urban fella, mr snipes, dr dre, etc...
When I cut myself juggling my sword my first reaction was to try to write my name on it in blood.
I love to jump on and over shit. And tumble. And lift. And quote memes.
If you see Iron Man without me consider us no longer dating.
Apparently Asian girls love me. I do not like them. Maybe the American ones with the peircings and shit... sometimes.
I get bored very easily and begin to self amuse. This can also be explained as trolling-irl.
Zero fucks are given. Sometimes a single fuck might be given but that's her fault.
I have episodes of hypo-mania. They're awesome. I think I might be having one now.
In case you didn't catch #3, I am not politically correct. I am also non-religious.
According to a trusted source, I am a flower made of gold and angel wings.
I'm best to be around after about 3 red bulls or in the shower.
At heart I'm a hopeless romantic. Though I have buried my heart somewhere and lost the map.
I am looking forward to the zombie apocalypse.
I think midgets are funny and laugh when they are around.
I know what happiness and love are. I am not longer seeking these things. I need something more permanent.
I'm always a little obsessed with someone or something. Not sure which right now. Both?
Nothing hits me harder than seeing wasted youth.
THERE IS A FILE C:\In Case Of Death\Please tell.txt. OPEN, READ, DELIVER MY GOODBYES.
(no I am not going to kill myself. but shit happens so this is my makeshift will.)
I curse a lot, especially when happy or excited or sad or feeling any emotion. Or bored.
I say nigger a lot, and variations of it. Nig, black person, urban fella, mr snipes, dr dre, etc...
When I cut myself juggling my sword my first reaction was to try to write my name on it in blood.
I love to jump on and over shit. And tumble. And lift. And quote memes.
If you see Iron Man without me consider us no longer dating.
Apparently Asian girls love me. I do not like them. Maybe the American ones with the peircings and shit... sometimes.
I get bored very easily and begin to self amuse. This can also be explained as trolling-irl.
Zero fucks are given. Sometimes a single fuck might be given but that's her fault.
I have episodes of hypo-mania. They're awesome. I think I might be having one now.
In case you didn't catch #3, I am not politically correct. I am also non-religious.
According to a trusted source, I am a flower made of gold and angel wings.
I'm best to be around after about 3 red bulls or in the shower.
At heart I'm a hopeless romantic. Though I have buried my heart somewhere and lost the map.
I am looking forward to the zombie apocalypse.
I think midgets are funny and laugh when they are around.
I know what happiness and love are. I am not longer seeking these things. I need something more permanent.
I'm always a little obsessed with someone or something. Not sure which right now. Both?
Nothing hits me harder than seeing wasted youth.
THERE IS A FILE C:\In Case Of Death\Please tell.txt. OPEN, READ, DELIVER MY GOODBYES.
(no I am not going to kill myself. but shit happens so this is my makeshift will.)