Personally chauffered bus service -- a tale in four texts.

[senji]

In the last 15 minutes I've recieved these text messages from
claroscuro

26/11/2004 17:16

Mental! Have a WHOLE bus
alltomyself :-)

26/11/2004 17:17

Better n better - it SKIPPED
cherry hinton totally! Wowwww

26/11/2004 17:20

Gosh! Now its run off its route
altogether and is skulking round
the back way to Addies! It is a
bus just for me muahahahaha

26/11/2004 17:22

And I KNOW where the busses
go now. Stagecoach BEWARE!

So there you go. That's why the bus service is so poor....