Ask Senior macho's age and he will answer with a fist.
Today, Senior Macho purched malburo no 27 from Save on and the lady accused the ID of being a fake. Senior Macho? Fake? Thats when I looked closer upon the lolita and noticed the evil eyes, I was fooled, it was yet again El Ray Del Dalor, my arch enemy. At first, I played it like I didn't know untill I used my mighty bugleing muscles to strangle him with buble tape, the delciousness of gum but he did not give, no, he made a very dangerous move by grabing the rubber grocery dividers and whipped yours truely upon the face. My beautiful, manly face has been damage and upon further insult he picked up the cash register and tried to smash me with it. But all I had to do was give the register my manly stare of destruction and it burst open, spraying money into Delors face and into the hands of orphans looking for money for their pills. It was a warming site, though sad because they had no mother to body slam, and the cowardly delor escaped with his life during this pause in my might. The Orpahns swarmed me, speaking of how glorious I was, but they had made a mistake, they had made a distraction for macho and he was forced to suplex one of them and then Powerbomb the sickest of them in half, and then whilst he was bleeding I threw him through the window. Upon my luck his mother actually found his torn body and began to cry, which annoyed Macho and I was forced to body slam her into a phone booth.