This is for the ladies who enter the trailer of doom. enter ladies
It is upon a heavy heart that I must confide upon thee the first four, nay, three rules upon they house of unruely cadavers.
1: Oh ye of little faith shalst taketh the mircowave, and within the wave's of inlightenment a new burden shall arise upon this earth, for the heated steams of the pockets of pizza shall be consumed, by the onimpotence mouth of the unholy one (Dave) for thine eye shall behold upon this earth the only thing that mayeth best the pocket if pizza, would beith the pizza consumed by the unholy one twice. ((Translation: Bastard, make me two pizza pockets))
2: And it was written upon the the face of man, upon the early years whence the earth's rotation was nought but a days eclipse from the sun, that the rules of thine unholy documents shall eternally be left not be changed, but reveared as thy sire upon this earth's face, nore for the undeniable and unholy architecture of thine scripturs shall reveal that thou must revealest thy bosums upon entery into thy house of discord, and upon thy discord shall also maketh the unholy one a bushell of corests containing more pockets of pizza, for thine is the wayeth of the scripture
((Translation: Bastard, make me two more pizza pockets, only topless))
3: For upon this, the heavens shall be left up upon, and so saweth the scriptor of bridges, that the son of bob who's that the eldest, shallest send the unholy one's hymns of enlightenment, for upon there shall be no reverence for thy, for thy is thee unholy one's eyes and ears upon this house of discord, that the sharp boxeth that maketh thy hymns and pslams brought forth into this world, be blessed upon this house of cadavers, for thy souls must be set hinder upon the waves of the guitar, and that they may find forever peace upon this planet for the only two left.
((Translation: Bastard, Jesse send me c.d.s))
1: Oh ye of little faith shalst taketh the mircowave, and within the wave's of inlightenment a new burden shall arise upon this earth, for the heated steams of the pockets of pizza shall be consumed, by the onimpotence mouth of the unholy one (Dave) for thine eye shall behold upon this earth the only thing that mayeth best the pocket if pizza, would beith the pizza consumed by the unholy one twice. ((Translation: Bastard, make me two pizza pockets))
2: And it was written upon the the face of man, upon the early years whence the earth's rotation was nought but a days eclipse from the sun, that the rules of thine unholy documents shall eternally be left not be changed, but reveared as thy sire upon this earth's face, nore for the undeniable and unholy architecture of thine scripturs shall reveal that thou must revealest thy bosums upon entery into thy house of discord, and upon thy discord shall also maketh the unholy one a bushell of corests containing more pockets of pizza, for thine is the wayeth of the scripture
((Translation: Bastard, make me two more pizza pockets, only topless))
3: For upon this, the heavens shall be left up upon, and so saweth the scriptor of bridges, that the son of bob who's that the eldest, shallest send the unholy one's hymns of enlightenment, for upon there shall be no reverence for thy, for thy is thee unholy one's eyes and ears upon this house of discord, that the sharp boxeth that maketh thy hymns and pslams brought forth into this world, be blessed upon this house of cadavers, for thy souls must be set hinder upon the waves of the guitar, and that they may find forever peace upon this planet for the only two left.
((Translation: Bastard, Jesse send me c.d.s))