Life Aboard The Suck Ass Express
So I had to damage my knee at work, I somehow ended up getting sick, I'm surrounded by pizza crust and to make things worse there's a tornado warning in effect, now I know most of your who read my live journal are wondering, " Gosh I'd like to take a dump over a freeway overpass" So basically a tornado warning means, there is going to be a tornado its just a matter of time before it touches down. Well I hope it lands directly onto my work, infact it only takes my work away and for some reason all the money in the cash register and safe pops out and flies all the way over to my house and lands into my wallet.
Let me tell you that if I had that much money I'd place it onto my bed and then roll around naked in it, well...actually I dunno cuz then I'd end up with leperousy so I guess I'd just have to stick it in the toaster.
Let me tell you that if I had that much money I'd place it onto my bed and then roll around naked in it, well...actually I dunno cuz then I'd end up with leperousy so I guess I'd just have to stick it in the toaster.