Mar 12, 2004 07:35
I've decided that I need to awesomefy my house, or atleast my room because it is far to lame for the moment. I need porn, and explosions, or atleast some crazy christmas light's on the ceiling and black candles with sacrificial goats all arranged to the proper sections to the north and south like that king diamond song. Also I need to have Cream soda, a stereo that shoots cream soda out of the speakers when I least susspect it. Now people, I simply ask does that cream soda speaker sound awesome?
Anyways my computer is still broken and to make things worse I won't have the money to fix it unless I whore myself out to ten fat chicks for a hundred bucks, or perhaps two fat chicks for five hundred dollars each. hmm...............that sounds like a bad idea.