∞ 007 [Action]

[seniorfilia]

[There's a small boy, probably around four or five years old, wandering around Nelson Street, looking lost and confused. Anytime a person passes him, he dives into a bush or behind a fence or a tree or what have you to watch them ~sneakily~.

He might look familiar to anyone that knows the Kingdom of France- the hair is shorter, the face is even

Comments

[is_an_island]

How did you get smaller?

[restoregaul]

[A MYSTERY FOR THE AGES]

I didn't! I'm real big!

[is_an_island]

You were tiny!

Now you're tinier!

[restoregaul]

Nuh-uh! I'm one of the biggest provinces in the empire, so there!

[is_an_island]

... Did you eat my cooking?

Is this what this is all about? That's why you're rapidly shrinking?

[restoregaul]

No...

[is_an_island]

Stop being too small.

[patting his head]

[restoregaul]

I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.

[is_an_island]

It's as if the town decided you weren't small enough for me to roll you down the stairs, so they made you even smaller.

Marvelous.

[restoregaul]

You're weird and you smell funny.

[is_an_island]

What?

I smell nice. I smell like tea.

[restoregaul]

I don't know what that is but it smells weird and gross.

[is_an_island]

Don't give me that!

You smell even worse, you brat!

[restoregaul]

No, you're just smelling yourself.

[is_an_island]

[picks up]

[restoregaul]

[Flails and kicks] If you try to conquer me, I'll beat you up! Let me go let me go let me go let me go!