Purge:

[senior_sibling]

Senior Sibling is most displeased with many of Senior Sibling's moppets. Senior Sibling is now correcting a statement Moppet Ogilvie has made: The first great purge will involve the destruction of malfunctioning moppets and the acquiring of brand new moppets.

The list involves these moppets:
agent_simonsson
agent_groth
agent_bradmogen
synth_bryan
gothiquegenisse
mansonsjournal
herr_manson
miss_eerie
agentharris
depechedave (the wife)
songofchybil
johnamalmjrThe entire von Swan family

Comments

[depechedave]

Um, Senior Sibling? Does this mean you plan to recreate a better version of me, or you're going to vaporize me and replace me with someone else? *Bites one of her acrylic nails nervously*

[oh_ogre]

I think we should vaporize you.

[depechedave]

Your opinion doesn't matter! Only Senior Sibling's opinion matters! HA!

[oh_ogre]

Well, considering the fact my status is above yours, I believe it does matter.

[depechedave]

*Throws herself at Ogre* Please give me another chance! I promise to be a better moppet this time!

[ilsabet]

Heh, heh, heh. Your number is up. ^_^

[depechedave]

Oh, shut up, little girl! I never asked for your stupid opinion.

[ilsabet]

I don't remember caring!

[depechedave]

I'D SLAP YOU IF YOU WEREN'T DEAD!

[ilsabet]

*Yawns* Yeah, yeah, yeah, Tonya.

[depechedave]

EXCUSE ME, BITCH? YOU WANT TO SAY THAT TO MY FACE!?

[ilsabet]

...I just did.

[depechedave]

...Oh. Well, in that case, I hope Allah sends you straight to Hell!

[ilsabet]

Nah, it won't happen. The health insurance I chose for the afterlife states that I would be more susceptible to health problems living in a humid environment.

[depechedave]

JUST SHUT UP ALREADY! *Resumes filing her nails*

[ilsabet]

How's the nail you broke the other night?