...it's late, no it's early, whatever dude...
first off, this needs to be said:
THORAXE
+
JERENSTIEN
=
A-TEAM/WONDERTWINS
YOU BETTER READ THIS ALL, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T... WE WILL DESTROY YOU WITH OUR NINJA ARMY... and i'll feel bad because we took a lot of time to make this, time and crack... lots and lots of crack cocaine...
so yeah
we are fuckkkkkkking wired on monsters
we've split 10 between each other in the past hourrrrrr
and we've got 4, 24 pack fuckin cases to go
motha fuckerrrrrrrrrrrs
oh yeah oh yeah
and i have to work tomorrow, or today, at 8:30am
motherrrrrrrfucker can you say no sleeeeeeeeep??????????
jeremy's freaking dancing
it's coolio
we have wondertwin rings
and they're gold chains
like fuckkkkkin mr. t
but cooler cuz we're g that way
we have penises
that can fuckin leave you a bloody mess
and you won't fuckin know it
cuz you'll be passed out man
passed out
from the orgasms
ORGASMS
ON YOUR FUCKIN FACE
UNTIL YOU'RE ALMOST FUCKIN DEAD
because not not nottttttt all the way dead
cuz it's necrophelia
AND WE DON'T ROLE THAT WAY
deliciouso
espanizzle ma nizzle bitch
we live on the fuckin edge
Napa represents out edgeness
*imagine this*
a doll, no, an ACTION figure
on the edge of a table
hands, raised in triumph towards the sky
toes, slightly off the table... dangerously
that my friend, is where we live
*now imagine THIS*
a NORMAL action figure
hands down, in defeat like a bitch
head bowed like a fuckin arrow shooter
in the middle of the table
that is where errbody else lives
LIKE FUCKIN PIGS IN A BLANKET
a fuckin blanket
maybe a cozy one
maybe
...but back to Napa...
he is standing there
hands still raised, in all his glory
and a small breeze comes, whoosh whoosh goes the wind
it knocks us off the edge
OFF
you don't wanna see us off the edge, capiche?
if you EVER see us even slightly tipping over the edge
and we see YOU seeing US
we will cut off your fuckin face with safety scissssors
have sexxxxxxxual relations with your bleeding pulpy face
then jizzzzzzzzz on your genitalia
getting you pregnated in a matter of second, due to our superhuman sperm powers
THEN we will PUNCH out the baby
have sex with THAT
then THROW IT IN THE GARBAGE
with a fuckin piggy police officer
*remember, that's just us ALMOST tipping over the edge*
now try to imagine what we could do to you
if we were all the way off the edge, on the valley below the fuckin table of reality
NO ONE, except for lucifer himself, has seen us on the valley
.WE.SCARED.THE.SHIT.OUT.OF.HIM.
now, ponder this for one million years (cuz that's how long we brothers have been pondering it)
COULD JESUS
MICROWAVE A YUM YUM BURRITO
SO FUCKING HOT
THAT HE HIMSELF, COULD NOT EAT IT????????
we have just proven that christianity is fallacious
(fallacious, meaning it is false)
now anybody who disagree's with this
come to my house, and me and my brother jerenstien will MAKE you agree
we will SHOW you the muthafuckin light
not the jesus light, the thoraxe/jerenstien light... which is lighter then the jesus light
TEN FOLD
now, riddle us this
when is tenacious d coming out with dere movie???????
because THEY are the only ones who can destroy us
and we must befriend them
so we can join forces, and rule all the universes... because there is more then one my friends... more then one... like two, only more
now you see
when jerenstien and thoraxe meet up with the strapping compton
we are infact, the fuckin robot god of america
we have the cosmic ENERGY, to summon all the fuckin patriotic juices out of this fuckin red white and blue bitch that we call the United States of LIES
and kick the asses of every muterfucker in our way
we fuckin SET THE SKIES ABLAZE
our sanctuary?
the statue of fuckin liberty, she is our home bitchezzzzzzzzz
we sleep in her green assssssssssssssssssssss
and/or, vajina
peace to all the homies and bitchez
out
*p.s. stephan loves tessa cuz she's better then you*
**jeremy wants me to put "but not better then us or tenacious d"**
***stephan still thinks she's the greatest though, best he's ever seen/met without meeting***
best fuckkkkkkkking week o' ma LIFE
THORAXE
+
JERENSTIEN
=
A-TEAM/WONDERTWINS
YOU BETTER READ THIS ALL, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T... WE WILL DESTROY YOU WITH OUR NINJA ARMY... and i'll feel bad because we took a lot of time to make this, time and crack... lots and lots of crack cocaine...
so yeah
we are fuckkkkkkking wired on monsters
we've split 10 between each other in the past hourrrrrr
and we've got 4, 24 pack fuckin cases to go
motha fuckerrrrrrrrrrrs
oh yeah oh yeah
and i have to work tomorrow, or today, at 8:30am
motherrrrrrrfucker can you say no sleeeeeeeeep??????????
jeremy's freaking dancing
it's coolio
we have wondertwin rings
and they're gold chains
like fuckkkkkin mr. t
but cooler cuz we're g that way
we have penises
that can fuckin leave you a bloody mess
and you won't fuckin know it
cuz you'll be passed out man
passed out
from the orgasms
ORGASMS
ON YOUR FUCKIN FACE
UNTIL YOU'RE ALMOST FUCKIN DEAD
because not not nottttttt all the way dead
cuz it's necrophelia
AND WE DON'T ROLE THAT WAY
deliciouso
espanizzle ma nizzle bitch
we live on the fuckin edge
Napa represents out edgeness
*imagine this*
a doll, no, an ACTION figure
on the edge of a table
hands, raised in triumph towards the sky
toes, slightly off the table... dangerously
that my friend, is where we live
*now imagine THIS*
a NORMAL action figure
hands down, in defeat like a bitch
head bowed like a fuckin arrow shooter
in the middle of the table
that is where errbody else lives
LIKE FUCKIN PIGS IN A BLANKET
a fuckin blanket
maybe a cozy one
maybe
...but back to Napa...
he is standing there
hands still raised, in all his glory
and a small breeze comes, whoosh whoosh goes the wind
it knocks us off the edge
OFF
you don't wanna see us off the edge, capiche?
if you EVER see us even slightly tipping over the edge
and we see YOU seeing US
we will cut off your fuckin face with safety scissssors
have sexxxxxxxual relations with your bleeding pulpy face
then jizzzzzzzzz on your genitalia
getting you pregnated in a matter of second, due to our superhuman sperm powers
THEN we will PUNCH out the baby
have sex with THAT
then THROW IT IN THE GARBAGE
with a fuckin piggy police officer
*remember, that's just us ALMOST tipping over the edge*
now try to imagine what we could do to you
if we were all the way off the edge, on the valley below the fuckin table of reality
NO ONE, except for lucifer himself, has seen us on the valley
.WE.SCARED.THE.SHIT.OUT.OF.HIM.
now, ponder this for one million years (cuz that's how long we brothers have been pondering it)
COULD JESUS
MICROWAVE A YUM YUM BURRITO
SO FUCKING HOT
THAT HE HIMSELF, COULD NOT EAT IT????????
we have just proven that christianity is fallacious
(fallacious, meaning it is false)
now anybody who disagree's with this
come to my house, and me and my brother jerenstien will MAKE you agree
we will SHOW you the muthafuckin light
not the jesus light, the thoraxe/jerenstien light... which is lighter then the jesus light
TEN FOLD
now, riddle us this
when is tenacious d coming out with dere movie???????
because THEY are the only ones who can destroy us
and we must befriend them
so we can join forces, and rule all the universes... because there is more then one my friends... more then one... like two, only more
now you see
when jerenstien and thoraxe meet up with the strapping compton
we are infact, the fuckin robot god of america
we have the cosmic ENERGY, to summon all the fuckin patriotic juices out of this fuckin red white and blue bitch that we call the United States of LIES
and kick the asses of every muterfucker in our way
we fuckin SET THE SKIES ABLAZE
our sanctuary?
the statue of fuckin liberty, she is our home bitchezzzzzzzzz
we sleep in her green assssssssssssssssssssss
and/or, vajina
peace to all the homies and bitchez
out
*p.s. stephan loves tessa cuz she's better then you*
**jeremy wants me to put "but not better then us or tenacious d"**
***stephan still thinks she's the greatest though, best he's ever seen/met without meeting***
best fuckkkkkkkking week o' ma LIFE