Sep 17, 2005 16:52
Woke up this morning with an odd feeling,
"cut you hair!" said my mind (still reeling),
As I spoke to my mother fair,
she suggested her lady with some time to share.
I felt like a dog (most likely a poodle)
covered my eyes like a fog (and the entirety of my noodle)
pulled out straight; in order to cut,
walked all day with a Travolta strut.
Today, two inches were lost,
also gained some serum and frost.
My hair is straight, but I will say,
you ain't gonna see it like that on Monday.
Went to HMV to acquire a free tune
And see if I could gain employment that afternoon,
In Kingsway, with hair shiny with gook.
Hey Keat, I got some Cuff the Duke.
That was my day, up until 4:52.
Thank you very much for reading through.
If you haven't, please don't fret,
I haven't considered a literary career (yet...)
So... that was my day.
Love.