1. I had the most fabulous dream the other night. It was a crossover between Supernatural and Terry Pratchett, with Sam and Dean in Anhk-Morpork. Sam was a wizard at Unseen University, Dean was in the Watch and it was all amazing. SAM HAD A CHAT WITH DEATH! DEAN, SAM VIMES AND NOBBY HAD A AWKWARD CONVERSATION THAT IMPLIED THAT DEAN USED TO BE A HOOKER! BEST CROSSOVER EVER. Where is the fic.
2. Have not watched 5.10 yet but I am spoiled for it.
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3. RELATEDLY, I BELIEVE THAT I HAVE LOST A BET. FIC WILL BE WRITTEN IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS, POSSIBLY AT WORK TOMORROW.
4. Tomorrow is my big sister's birthday, I must glue pictures of BSG characters to party hats tonight, and possibly photoshop her head onto Castiel. THIS IS HOW MY FAMILY ROLLS, OKAY.
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LAST CALL FOR CHRISTMAS CARDS, I'm going to be getting those done in the next few days. DO IT NOW.
6. Here's an extract of something I found whilst scrolling through my google docs that I'd like to finish one day. Basically, Lucifer torments Sam with lesbian porn and for some reason Sam doesn't like it. Personally, I'd be like, Fuck yeah!
Jess's voice breaks and her eyes widen with pain, like Ruby's bitten down on something tender. One of Ruby's small hands strokes a delicate trail up Jessica's side, like an apology, but when she raises her head her smile is vicious and unrepentant. She crawls her way up Jessica's body, closer to Sam, until Ruby is crouched right over Jess's face. Jess arches her neck up to lick between Ruby's thighs, her hands moving to grip Ruby's hips.
Ruby leans forward so her face is close to Sam's and now he notices the blood on her lips. He doesn't have a chance to move away before Ruby's lips close over his and her tongue pushes the taste of copper into his mouth. Sam jerks back, disgusted and angry, pushes her away and sends her sprawling backwards onto Jess, who looks at Sam like he's overreacting. Ruby just grins up at him and says, "What'da you think, Sammy. She taste as good as me?"
I quite like it. MAKE ME FINISH SOMETHING PLEASE, OMG I SUCK SO MUCH AT THE MOMENT.