Rules for Harmonious Living
In Edinburgh, Kaydi, Jill, and myself shared a rather spacious flat in the city's New Town, a few blocks north of Princes Street, the major shopping strip. As it was me and two girls, we thought it best to compose a running list of rules for harmonious and amicable interpersonal relations while in a close living environment.
There are 13 rules at present, and the list is by no means exhaustive. Rules do not extend necessarily to any one thing in particular and it is encouraged to extend the application of the rule to all possible meanings of the words comprising it. Rules are added on a not infrequent basis, and I will ensure to add them here as they are devised by the three of us, in our collective infinite wisdom and foresight. Once a rule is added and subsequently confirmed as a rule (either three of us--Kaydi, Jill, myself--may propose an addition, with the approval of at least one additional person necessary to confirm) it may not be amended, altered, stricken, or otherwise tampered with.
As of 27 November 2006 the Rules are as follows:
1. Don't die.
2. Don't suck at life.
3. No molestation.
4. Set a price limit.
5. Don't be awkward.
6. Jon is a butt.
7. Baltimore is not a real city; Boston is.
8. Don't beat the crap out of each other.
9. The lady is not for burning.
10. Play and eat like a champ.
11. Don't follow rules you don't understand.
12. If it ain't yours, don't fuckin' touch it.
65. Obey the speed limit.
There are 13 rules at present, and the list is by no means exhaustive. Rules do not extend necessarily to any one thing in particular and it is encouraged to extend the application of the rule to all possible meanings of the words comprising it. Rules are added on a not infrequent basis, and I will ensure to add them here as they are devised by the three of us, in our collective infinite wisdom and foresight. Once a rule is added and subsequently confirmed as a rule (either three of us--Kaydi, Jill, myself--may propose an addition, with the approval of at least one additional person necessary to confirm) it may not be amended, altered, stricken, or otherwise tampered with.
As of 27 November 2006 the Rules are as follows:
1. Don't die.
2. Don't suck at life.
3. No molestation.
4. Set a price limit.
5. Don't be awkward.
6. Jon is a butt.
7. Baltimore is not a real city; Boston is.
8. Don't beat the crap out of each other.
9. The lady is not for burning.
10. Play and eat like a champ.
11. Don't follow rules you don't understand.
12. If it ain't yours, don't fuckin' touch it.
65. Obey the speed limit.