Drabbles
A la cassandracsenta and elsewherecw
The Miracle Of The Cat
Ren hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like Kagami's chimes in the morning breeze. He loathed it.
Every December, Ren would feel himself getting all soft inside. He refused to put up a Christmas tree, he snapped at anyone dull enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Ren had to go to the mall to buy a hard house. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing angrily around and so much Christmas music blaring cautiously, he thought his cheek would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a cold woman collecting for charity. Ren never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the cold woman dropped his bells and ran on the bed. There was a rough cat right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the cold woman slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Ren rushed out and joyfully pushed them both out of the way. There was a fast bang and then everything went dark.
When Ren woke up, he was in a fun room. There was a Christmas tree in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Ren's arm hurt. A lot.
The cold woman came into the room. "I'm so bright!" she said. "You're awake. My name is Yuki. You saved me from the truck. But your arm is broken."
Ren hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas tree up and his arm was broken, he felt quite warm, especially when he looked at Yuki.
"Your arm must hurt amusedly," Yuki said. "I think this will help." And she kicked Ren several times.
Now Ren felt very warm indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Yuki. "I love you," he said, and kissed Yuki roughly.
"I love you too," said Yuki. Just then, the cat ran into the room and nuzzled Ren's chest. "I brought him home with us," Yuki said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Ren said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
Oh God, the corniness...
Amusedly Tripping
Ren tripped along roughly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Yuki, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a cat hopping along, carrying a knife in its mouth.
Ren was almost on the bed when he came across a dull cake, lying alone on a rough plate. "That must be a treat from my fast bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked cold, so he ate it.
It gave him the most bright tingling sensation in his chest. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Yuki.
When Yuki came out to meet him, she took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Ren cried angrily.
"Your arm! And your cheek!" Yuki said. "They're fun! Can't you feel it?"
Ren felt his arm and his cheek. They were indeed quite fun. "Oh, no!" Ren said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that dull cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Yuki said. "I got you a tree. It must have been that warm man who lives nearby. He acts a little joyfully, ever since he kicked a house."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Ren sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Yuki said cautiously, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your arm is really soft like that."
"Really?" Ren dried her tears. Ren kissed Yuki and it was an entirely hard sensation, like Kagami's chimes in the morning breeze.
They spent the night having entirely hard sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
OOC much, Ren? ^^;;;
Silent Love
Suta finished packing. Ever since Akio, her own true love, had been lost at sea, Suta had been bright.
There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing licked her, all was light. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going in the kitchen to become a determined Star Yell.
Just then, there was a loud knock at the door. Suta opened it and stood there softly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her knee.
When Suta came to, Akio was holding her head and looking sad. "My love," Akio said tiredly, "I'm sorry for the tired shock. I've been shipwrecked on a sore island for the last ten years, living like a single bright flower in an otherwise dead garden. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my hand in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Suta could hardly believe her Akio had returned. "I will always love you, hand or no hand. Besides, you can cover it up with a dress."
They embraced despairingly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was dark.
This one actually had some rather poetric moments...
To Softly Poke
Hikaru and Taiga were celebrating a light Valentine's Day together. Hikaru had cooked a happy dinner and they ate in the hallway by candlelight.
"My darling," Taiga said, stroking Hikaru's ear, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Hikaru. "It is but a loud token of my sore love."
Hikaru opened the box. Inside was a dark cup! He gazed at it amusedly. Then he gazed at Taiga amusedly. "It's silent," Hikaru said. "Come here and let me poke you."
Just then, a bright crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like the sky on a beautiful morning. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a tired voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Taiga read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other brightly as the crone cackled some more. Hikaru's hand began to tremble. Then Taiga shrugged, pulled out a couch, and hit the crone on her head. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Hikaru said and kissed Taiga tiredly. "This is a determined Valentine's Day!"
They excitedly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they poked each other all night long.
I only like this one for the last line... XD
I Saw Nozomi Kissing Santa Claus
Kin woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one bright box that looked like a door.
Then Kin noticed that Nozomi was out of bed too. She must not have been able to wait for her presents either.
Kin thought that he would surprise Nozomi. Maybe even sneak up behind her and glomp her on her light head. That always made Nozomi loud.
Kin crept brightly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its sore lights, and the presents, heaped up softly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Nozomi. Kissing someone.
Kin was so angry, he picked up a earring from a table and threw it tiredly in the gardens.
They both looked around.
"Nozomi, you tired rabbit!" Kin yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Kin looked and then rubbed his lips and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Nozomi said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what a happy kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Kin said excitedly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be silent."
That seemed reasonable. Kin went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like blurry eyes, turned to the sky. He made Kin's hand feel all determined.
"You see?" Nozomi said amusedly and Kin saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
I don't even know where to begin with this one... ^_^;;;;
EDIT: And one for Rai and Suzuki.
The Adventure Of The Cat
Rai and Suzuki were out for a lovely Valentine's walk on the floor. As they went, Suzuki rested her hand on Rai's head. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so hot, Rai was filled with cold dread.
"Do you suppose it's dark here?" he asked hotly.
"You ecchi silly," Suzuki said, tickling Rai with her floor. "It's completely rough."
Just then, a hard cat leapt out from behind a bed and touched Suzuki in the mouth. "Aaargh!" Suzuki screamed.
Things looked light. But Rai, although he was gentle, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a couch and, like a glowing morning sunrise, beat the cat tiredly until it ran off. "That will teach you to touch innocent people."
Then he clasped Suzuki close. Suzuki was bleeding angrily. "My darling," Rai said, and pressed his lips to Suzuki's hand.
"I love you," Suzuki said roughly, and expired in Rai's arms.
Rai never loved again.
Wow. That was harsh.
The Miracle Of The Cat
Ren hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like Kagami's chimes in the morning breeze. He loathed it.
Every December, Ren would feel himself getting all soft inside. He refused to put up a Christmas tree, he snapped at anyone dull enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Ren had to go to the mall to buy a hard house. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing angrily around and so much Christmas music blaring cautiously, he thought his cheek would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a cold woman collecting for charity. Ren never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the cold woman dropped his bells and ran on the bed. There was a rough cat right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the cold woman slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Ren rushed out and joyfully pushed them both out of the way. There was a fast bang and then everything went dark.
When Ren woke up, he was in a fun room. There was a Christmas tree in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Ren's arm hurt. A lot.
The cold woman came into the room. "I'm so bright!" she said. "You're awake. My name is Yuki. You saved me from the truck. But your arm is broken."
Ren hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas tree up and his arm was broken, he felt quite warm, especially when he looked at Yuki.
"Your arm must hurt amusedly," Yuki said. "I think this will help." And she kicked Ren several times.
Now Ren felt very warm indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Yuki. "I love you," he said, and kissed Yuki roughly.
"I love you too," said Yuki. Just then, the cat ran into the room and nuzzled Ren's chest. "I brought him home with us," Yuki said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Ren said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
Oh God, the corniness...
Amusedly Tripping
Ren tripped along roughly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Yuki, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a cat hopping along, carrying a knife in its mouth.
Ren was almost on the bed when he came across a dull cake, lying alone on a rough plate. "That must be a treat from my fast bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked cold, so he ate it.
It gave him the most bright tingling sensation in his chest. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Yuki.
When Yuki came out to meet him, she took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Ren cried angrily.
"Your arm! And your cheek!" Yuki said. "They're fun! Can't you feel it?"
Ren felt his arm and his cheek. They were indeed quite fun. "Oh, no!" Ren said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that dull cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Yuki said. "I got you a tree. It must have been that warm man who lives nearby. He acts a little joyfully, ever since he kicked a house."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Ren sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Yuki said cautiously, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your arm is really soft like that."
"Really?" Ren dried her tears. Ren kissed Yuki and it was an entirely hard sensation, like Kagami's chimes in the morning breeze.
They spent the night having entirely hard sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
OOC much, Ren? ^^;;;
Silent Love
Suta finished packing. Ever since Akio, her own true love, had been lost at sea, Suta had been bright.
There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing licked her, all was light. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going in the kitchen to become a determined Star Yell.
Just then, there was a loud knock at the door. Suta opened it and stood there softly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her knee.
When Suta came to, Akio was holding her head and looking sad. "My love," Akio said tiredly, "I'm sorry for the tired shock. I've been shipwrecked on a sore island for the last ten years, living like a single bright flower in an otherwise dead garden. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my hand in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Suta could hardly believe her Akio had returned. "I will always love you, hand or no hand. Besides, you can cover it up with a dress."
They embraced despairingly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was dark.
This one actually had some rather poetric moments...
To Softly Poke
Hikaru and Taiga were celebrating a light Valentine's Day together. Hikaru had cooked a happy dinner and they ate in the hallway by candlelight.
"My darling," Taiga said, stroking Hikaru's ear, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Hikaru. "It is but a loud token of my sore love."
Hikaru opened the box. Inside was a dark cup! He gazed at it amusedly. Then he gazed at Taiga amusedly. "It's silent," Hikaru said. "Come here and let me poke you."
Just then, a bright crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like the sky on a beautiful morning. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a tired voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Taiga read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other brightly as the crone cackled some more. Hikaru's hand began to tremble. Then Taiga shrugged, pulled out a couch, and hit the crone on her head. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Hikaru said and kissed Taiga tiredly. "This is a determined Valentine's Day!"
They excitedly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they poked each other all night long.
I only like this one for the last line... XD
I Saw Nozomi Kissing Santa Claus
Kin woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one bright box that looked like a door.
Then Kin noticed that Nozomi was out of bed too. She must not have been able to wait for her presents either.
Kin thought that he would surprise Nozomi. Maybe even sneak up behind her and glomp her on her light head. That always made Nozomi loud.
Kin crept brightly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its sore lights, and the presents, heaped up softly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Nozomi. Kissing someone.
Kin was so angry, he picked up a earring from a table and threw it tiredly in the gardens.
They both looked around.
"Nozomi, you tired rabbit!" Kin yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Kin looked and then rubbed his lips and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Nozomi said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what a happy kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Kin said excitedly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be silent."
That seemed reasonable. Kin went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like blurry eyes, turned to the sky. He made Kin's hand feel all determined.
"You see?" Nozomi said amusedly and Kin saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
I don't even know where to begin with this one... ^_^;;;;
EDIT: And one for Rai and Suzuki.
The Adventure Of The Cat
Rai and Suzuki were out for a lovely Valentine's walk on the floor. As they went, Suzuki rested her hand on Rai's head. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so hot, Rai was filled with cold dread.
"Do you suppose it's dark here?" he asked hotly.
"You ecchi silly," Suzuki said, tickling Rai with her floor. "It's completely rough."
Just then, a hard cat leapt out from behind a bed and touched Suzuki in the mouth. "Aaargh!" Suzuki screamed.
Things looked light. But Rai, although he was gentle, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a couch and, like a glowing morning sunrise, beat the cat tiredly until it ran off. "That will teach you to touch innocent people."
Then he clasped Suzuki close. Suzuki was bleeding angrily. "My darling," Rai said, and pressed his lips to Suzuki's hand.
"I love you," Suzuki said roughly, and expired in Rai's arms.
Rai never loved again.
Wow. That was harsh.